I am the team captain of another fitness challenge at work. I usually get the same five or six people, whom I've never met, to sign up for team Brainstorm!, and this time around people are actually interacting with one another. Great job, guys. This is, of course, ruining my life, because I am insanely competitive about the dumbest stuff. Brainstorm! has been in first place for a lot of the multi-week challenges, but lately all these other departments are also invited to participate in the challenge and they are fucking shit up.
We get points for minutes exercised and if we maintain our weight, and then we lose points for desserts eaten and holiday drinks drunk. I have seriously gone back to just drinking straight whiskey because I don't have to log it and I have not eaten any desserts since this started, all for the sake of some dumb work competition that doesn't matter at all! We also get points for "minutes relaxed" but how can I relax under these circumstances?