Are you going to Tax Prom? Am I... What? Going to Tax Prom. I have no idea what that is. It's a prom run by tax lobbyists. Tax Prom. Hill staffers dress up, get drunk, argue about Paul Krugman, vomit on the sidewalk. It's pretty fun. I can't tell if you're being serious. I'm being serious. You want to go?

Have you noticed no one in D.C. drinks anymore? Every administration's different. During the Bushes, people went to bed at 9:00. The Clintons, 2:00 in the morning. No. No, things are changing. My friend became a political fanatic overnight. Last week, she was writing a novel. This week, she's raving about Trump. And why do I think if she was raving about Hillary she wouldn't be quite so fanatic?