Sep 17, 2017
How I take/post selfies on Instagram:
1. Take 89035 photos on phone
2. Realise I look like a fucking goblin
3. Post photo of dog/food/sunset instead
4. Burn phone
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How I take/post selfies on Instagram:
1. Take 89035 photos on phone
2. Realise I look like a fucking goblin
3. Post photo of dog/food/sunset instead
4. Burn phone
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Cocktails and I have a love-love relationship 🍹
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How do I expect to get a super hot boyfriend when I look like human garbage 99.9999% of the time
It would be cool if someone could come take over my life for a few days. Like how when some people go on holiday, they get someone to mind their house, water their plants, feed their pets.. Can someone just come inhabit my body and do all the things I'm supposed to do and my mind can not exist for a little bit because I'm not enjoying it right now
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Anytime someone uses the word 'snowflake' as an insult I fucking cringe. It's one of those words that old people hear on some right-wing news show, laugh and think "I'm gonna use this anytime someone does anything even mildly politically correct or socially sensitive because I'm a big man with a big ego, not a snowflake".
Just a reminder that when we look back, we always remember the bad times as the ones that defined us and gave us the motivation to improve. So if you're having a rough time, know that one day you'll look back and be damn glad you kept going and made it through to be in the place you'll get to.