#braddd

Hello my dudss it's me again with your random thought so who here likes dolphin like c'mon they're cute and they're mammals and umm they're friendly and CUTE so if you don't like them then just go don't bother yourself really so you're in a tank with a dolphin do you're chilling with her (yes she's a she) and you're taking pictures and swimming with her and it's just majestic really and NOTHING could ruin this moment so you know dolphins have a way of communicating idk really...anyway so imagine you're taking pics so she's doing weird noises u know like WAAA WAAA so turns out she's actually talking to another dolphin so let's imagine we could actually understand them so back to you, you're in the tank taking pictures and she's talking to another dolphin so here's a conversation between them tiffany (the other dolphin) Tiffany: oh my god gurl you've got to be KIDDING me. Britney ( yes she's called britney... It's britney bitchhh) anyway Britney: yes tiffany you have to HELP ME he just can't take no for an answer Tiffany: Wow gurl that so desperate of him Britney: and I can't do ANYTHING ABOUT IT you've GOT to help me

Tiffany: gurl can't u like smack him with your tail

Britney:yeah and get smackeddd RIGHT??

Tiffany:okay calm down gurl calm down gurl ummm make like sad noises WAAA WAAA

Britney: gurl it's like talking to planktons they don't give a SHIT

Tiffany:okay gurl I've got to go brad is on the other line soo talk to you later

Britney:huu omg Tiffanyyyyy tell him I said hii

Tiffany: isn't he the BEST

Britney:YAAASS he is SISSS

Tiffany:bye gurl

Britney:bye sis

Human: heyyy why is she doing these noises??

Instructor: ohhh that's her mating call

Britney: bitch that ain't a mati... You know what I don't give a damn just take a pic of my best side.

Haaaa thanks my duds for joining me today and to more weird shit to come peace out bishss ♥️♥️

Also I listened to latch by Disclosure which is LITT you should listen to it.