Been mentally trying to figure out what Velvette's type would be because like...yeah she's a lesbian but she also actively engages in classism and body shaming lmao. We see her advertising plastic surgery.
You made the right call with her being super into Lilith but now I'm wondering if anyone else would meet Vel's seemingly incredibly high standards.
The idea that Velvette’s type is so beyond human beauty standards that her peak woman is THE Woman is so funny to me. That’s the basis for Lilith and Velvette to me…. Well that and it made sense narratively.
Like deep down I want to believe she’s protesting too much and it’s like Val with his “I only fuck tens… and Vox” and then he’s out here doing telanovela shit because Vox is being mean to him despite him acting like he can do better. It would be SO FUNNY to me if all the Vees are just incredibly down bad for people who shouldn’t even come close to the standards they claim to have, but I have NO IDEA who that would be for Velvette of the people we have available. Besides, like, Mimzy.












