#boyska

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She can’t tell you just yet! She needs to find her bedroom pal first! Why should she introduce herself before them? 

Hm? The man in the corner? 

Bah! Don’t worry about him, he can introduce himself on his own time! 

For now lets go find our bedroom pal so we can do a proper introduction! 

==> Who are you? 

Steve! 

Thee Steve! 

==> The man with.....A plan? 

Suuuuuuuure we can call it that. 

Your name is BIG STEVE

As any and all within the numerous circles of HOMEESTUCK SMUT RP are aware, you are OWNER OF MXRP.CHAT, a longrunning RP site that you took on after the previous owner GOT FED UP AND LEFT. You used the website for 12 YEARS prior, and as such wanted to pay the community back for all they gave you. Especially the ones that actually RP'd with you. Which was BASICALLY NONE OF THEM. You don't care though. Because you are, and this is true, SO DOWN BAD FOR TROLLS ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY. Your other interests are VIDEO GAMES THAT HAVE PAUSE BUTTONS as to not interrupt RPing. PLAYING WITH YOUR SNAKE, PLAYING WITH YOUR SNAKE BUT A EUPHEMISM THIS TIME, and THE BEAUTY OF NATURE. The latter of which is hampered by the fact that you live in a state that KILLS ALL THAT IS GREEN AND ALIVE WITH BRUTAL HEAT.

psst....ask zari about the laundry room when you get a chance

Zari: 

#1 vriska hater

Actually sucks at RP

Massive hypocrite

God left her unfinished

bimbo wannabe

writing blog has 141 followers

Aldo: 

Expert in humans (Don’t ask)

Expert collector (Hoarder)

Loves Jack Black

Writes nice fanfiction

WLW

Precious baby girl

Steve:

horni

loves snakes

kind of a shut-in

owns a gun

loves nature