#boyofbeasts

So, I’m below clothes and shoes?

[text] What are you doing? [text] Have you finished your nano novel yet?

[TXT] Nooo I haven't get off my back.

[TXT] WHAT? omg can't you leave me alone for five seconds?

fun fact: all of those are sexts

[TXT] You know, you're not a very good spy. Turning into Green animals that aren't supposed to be green is pretty conspicuous.

[TXT] I will quote as many movies and tv shows at you as I want while we're sexting that's half the fun

[TXT] You know I'm pretty good with dog breeds but I don't think I could name a single different cat breed if I had to...

[TXT] It's usually warm down there in LA right? I'm going to move in with you during the winter I've decided.

[TXT] How come you're a vegan when like... animals eat meat too. When you're a bear or something do you just eat plans and stuff?

[TXT] Yeah but it's not "cuddle weather" it's like... just cold and stupid. It's not even snowing. Whats the point of cold weather if it doesn't snow?

[TXT] I don't even know why you try and argue with me

[TXT] I NEED YOU TO BABYSIT KIKI FOR ME AGAIN :l

[TXT] Check out this sexy pic of me [file attatched totally not a sexy picture -- there are like ten of these saved in her drafts]

You should run

DO'S

Do have pictures of adorable animals always on hand

Do understand arguments are out of love

Do have the patience to sit around and read like ten 'rough' copies of the same damn script and like it each time

Do have patience period

Do learn how to make new tasty vegan recipes 

Do know that you will be called on to change into a certain animal for entertainment purposes at the drop of a hat...

Do know I'm not the only complicated one in this relationship

DONT'S

Don't even worry about the age thing because I'm practically ten years older then you mentally anyway

Don't take things so seriously

Don't think just because one of us (me) won't budge on a subject/opinion/whatever doesn't mean the argument is over

Don't talk about Bestiality. Even as a joke :l

Don't mix up sexts with trolly texts

Don't ask because you won't like the answers

That was me! I was testing you! This relationship isn’t going to work ;o;