cadlock. thatās the joke of the week. boylore, august 28, 2020:
in economic policy news: caduceus is down to redistribute wealth. he will be passive aggressive to his friends about it. love him.
in Artaganās Rankings news: he continues to be artaganās second favorite member of the nein, which is delightful. he loves whimsy. and he doesnāt love the idea of pawning off traveler followers to melora. the moonweaver, though? that makes sense. also he is co-head of the party planning committee now.
in polytheism news: heās not about conversion, heās about everybody feeling comfy. he said it plainly and very sweetly and i love him. a world full of carpenters gets nothing done!
in sweetboy news: he told jester that she looked like a literal goddess! he carved out a path for the trip to the volcano! he helped find a solution to artaganās issue that doesnāt hurt people too much! and he is just a good egg in general
in mvp news: heās mvp. like. ray of enfeeblement + sentinel at deathās door is so nasty, and tal mentioned that he almost did a path to the grave, too. just. <3 <3 <3 sexy shit. whatās sexier than grave clerics? nothin
in Oh No/Mom Can You Pick Me Up Iām Scared news: he had a vision of the astral city you guys.... and he panicked over it, and asked the wildmother about it, and she didnāt fuckinā send him that vision. she doesnāt know what it is. something about that city has permeated his mind. he is left withĀ āprimal coldness and fear.ā bro. bro.
at least we got the very nice treat of matt implying that caduceus is More Insightful Than Is Usually Mortally Possible. because he does <3
in small victories: he did eventually open up a little bit about that fear! at jesterās questioning. he didnāt wanna bring down the mood is all, which, like, bro, i get it, iāve been there, but if youāre having cosmic horror visions, you tell people. also vilya gave him a flower because heās a good kid
anyway i love him and heās good. back to crying over keyleth now tho!















