While Rush Limbaugh has offered his fake apology to Sandra Fluke for calling her a slut and a whore, it's important to recall each of the 52 times last week when Rush insulted Fluke. So I've compiled a comprehensive list, each of them linked to Limbaugh's own transcript of what he said. Does one half-hearted apology make up for 52 smears?
1) âshe's having so much sex she can't afford her own birth control pillsâ
2) âthey're having so much sex they can't afford the birth control pills!â
3) âessentially says that she must be paid to have sex, what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex.â
4) âSandra Fluke. So much sex going on, they can't afford birth control pills.â
5) âYou'd call 'em a slut, a prostituteâ
6) âshe's having so much sexâ
7) âare having so much sex that theyâre going brokeâ
8) âthey want to have sex any time, as many times and as often as they want, with as many partners as they wantâ
9) âthe sexual habits of female law students at Georgetownâ
10) âare having so much sex that theyâre going brokeâ
11) âhaving so much sex that it's hard to make ends meetâ
12) âfour out of every ten co-eds are having so much sex that it's hard to make ends meetâ
13) âNow, what does that make her? She wants us to buy her sex.â
14) âto pay for these co-eds to have sexâ
15) âshe and her co-ed classmates are having sex nearly three times a day for three years straight, apparently these deadbeat boyfriends or random hookups that these babes are encountering here, having sex with nearly three times a dayâ
16) âTherefore we are paying her to have sex. Therefore we are paying her for having sex.â
17) âHave you ever heard of not having sex so often?â
18) âMs. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here's the deal: If we are going to pay for your contraceptives and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it. And I'll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.â
19) âwe want something in return, Ms. Fluke: And that would be the videos of all this sex posted online so we can see what we are getting for our money.â
20) â'If we're paying for this, it makes these women sluts, prostitutes.' And what else could it be?â
21) âessentially says that she must be paid to have sex. What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right?â
22) âI'm having sex so damn much, I'm going broke.â
23) âShe's having so much sex that she's going broke! There's no question about her virtue.â
24) âhaving so much sex she's going broke at Georgetown Law.â
25) âHere's a woman exercising no self-control. The fact that she wants to have repeated, never-ending, as often as she wants it sex -- given.â
26) âShe's having so much sex it's amazing she can still walk, but she made it up there.â
27) âMaybe they're sex addicts.â
28) âto pay for her to have sex all the time.â
29) âshe wants the rest of us to pay for her sex.â
30) âShe wants all the sex that she wants all the time paid for by the rest of us.â
31) âHere this babe goes before Congress and wants thousands of dollars to pay for her sex.â
32) âa woman who is happily presenting herself as an immoral, baseless, no-purpose-to-her-life woman.â
33) âShe wants all the sex in the world, whenever she wants it, all the time.â
34) âIf this woman wants to have sex ten times a day for three years, fine and dandy.â
35) âto provide women from Georgetown Law unlimited, no-consequences sex.â
36) âso she can have unlimited, no-consequences sex.â
37) âYou want to have all the sex you want all day long, no consequences, no responsibility for your behaviorâ
38) âThe woman wants unlimited, no-responsibility, no-consequences sex, and she wants it with contraceptives paid for by us.â
39) "she's having so much sex, she can't afford her birth control pills anymore.â
40) âshe's having so much sex, she can't pay for it -- and we should.â
41) âShe's having so much sex, she can't afford it.â
42) âthis, frankly hilarious claim that she's having so much sex (and her buddies with her) that she can't afford it.â
43) âAnd not one person says, 'Well, did you ever think about maybe backing off the amount of sex that you have?'â
44) âDoes she have more boyfriends? Ha! They're lined up around the block.â
45) "It was Sandra Fluke who said that she was having so much sex, she can't afford it.â
46) âBy her own admission, in her own words, Sandra Fluke is having so much sex that she can't afford it.â
47) âthey're having a lot of sex for which they need a lot of contraception.â
48) âHer sex life is active and she's having sex so frequently that she can't afford all the birth control pills that she needs.â
49) âwho admits to having so much sex that she can't afford it anymore.â
50) âshe's having so much sex, she can't pay for it.â
51) âAs frequently as she has sex and to not be pregnant, she's obviously succeeding in contraception.â
52) âMs. Fluke, asserts her right to free contraceptive, to handle her sex life -- and it's, by her own admission, quite active.â