#boybland

Yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: Nick UNDOUBTEDLY loses his shit regularly because every damn time he walks through the door to their master bedroom there’s a giant fluffy white towel strewn in the most chaotic fashion across their king-sized four-poster (the ostentatious pricks) and while he’s going off his nut Louis simply picks it up and throws it at his head knowing it’s still wet and will probably mess up Nicks perfectly-coifed locks and make him even angrier (so then he pounces on him and pushes him on to the bed and cuddles him until he shuts up)

Whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: Nick’s always forgetting why the hell he dragged Louis off the couch from their regular Friday night movie and cuddle sesh because his cravings seem to take hold for a mere fifteen minutes which is the length of time it takes them to get to the supermarket and Louis grumbles as he grabs a handful of chocolates and sweets to make up for it (and partly because he may have been slightly craving them himself)

Leaves five half-drank bottles of water in their room: Nick’s constantly going on about how drinking water is so important for his skin and maintaining healthy sleeping and eating patterns of some sort, Louis never really pays much attention, until he trips at four in the morning on his way to take a piss over a half-empty water bottle that had rolled off the bedside table and on to the floor in the middle of the night because Nick can’t bear to throw the blasted things out and just keeps them around for when he needs a sip

Initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: Both these adventurous little shits have an almost competition going to see who can get the other heated in the most uncomfortable and inappropriate of places and... well... Louis is kinda winning that one for the moment

Surprises the other with their favourite fast food for dinner: Louis does this constantly when it’s his night to cook because, quite frankly, a pair of tongs scares the man let alone utilising a stove

Is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: Considering the “healthy” competition that exists between the two of them I’d say they’re equally hungover and so not happy about it

Argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: LOUIS do I even need to say any more? (Apart from the fact that he presented the argument that if they’re already eating pizza they may as well get the double stuffed and indulge)

Buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: L O U I S although personally I think the figure would be closer to $2000 but y’know