I think Darren is secretly gay?
My god... I’m getting flashbacks to the LM/DC tour.
I met this girl in line outside the venue, she was older and had a stable job yet her parents wouldn’t leave her alone, but then she met me and they were like “Can we leave you guys together? You’ll stick together.” It was pretty weird.
Anyway, I thought, cool I’m not alone, we don’t have much in common besides this but it’s okay, we can pass time together talking about Darren and Lea before the VIP photoshoot. But then! Oh but then she said: “I don’t really like Darren, I’m here for Lea, I love her so much, but... is it true that Darren’s gay?” and in my head I’m thinking: “oh jesus christ this is why I don’t talk to strangers...” I got so awkward and uncomfortable but she was oblivious. We were stuck together until we met two new girls who were actually really cool and I’m so happy I spent some time with.
My point is, I hope you’re just bored and hoping for a laugh out of me, which to be fair, it did, cause I never expected lil’ old me to ever receive this ask. But if not, get a life.