#boundinhisbones

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

"Why would I have to choose? All of them." 

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

"Need you even ask? Excellent, my darling.” 

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

"Your entire presence aside…I do very much enjoy being sucked on. Any part of me." 

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 

"In public—unless you’re feeling like a spot of murder." 

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

Loki’s face went flat and displeased. “They threw up. A few too many shots, it would seem.” 

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

"I haven’t really done much in the way of bondage. Not comparatively, at least." Because he was a whore. “But I did tend to prefer ropes or silk scarves.” 

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

"I’ve already said," Loki answered with a wicked little smirk. "Put me in your mouth." 

10: Top or bottom?

"Both. I used to top most often, but I clearly make a good little brat as well." 

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 

"One is plenty when done right."  

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

"I love being able to give such pleasure with my mouth alone, and I love to feel and hear my partner writhing and moaning beneath me. 

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

"I have, yes. I tasted just fine." 

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

"I never use a condom."

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

"No. No, no, no. I didn’t have teachers, I had tutors, and there wasn’t a sexy one in the bunch."

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

"If I had to use anything, I would want to use wine."

21: How big is too big:

"When it is no longer pleasurable. Or when it causes damage, but unless you’re fucking a pony or going in dry that isn’t likely." 

23: Biggest turn on:

"Those moans you make in the morning, before you’re awake enough to rein yourself in…." Loki shivered and hummed in pleasure. "Definitely up there.”

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

"Throat, belly, inside of my thigh." 

25: Worst possible time to get horny: “In the middle of a performance.”

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

”Gods yes.”

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

"When your husband gets jealous." The words are warm and teasing, but he hasn’t really touched himself on his own since he discovered the sensitivity of the ribbing of his Jotun form what feels like an eternity ago (unless he decided to be a tease, and that’s a whole other ballgame). 

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: “There was a porn star, she—” Loki stopped, cleared his throat, and shifted awkwardly. “You know, it’s not important.” 

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

"It is not Jumanji.” 

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 

"It can be. Depends on how much pleasure you take from bringing others pleasure."

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

"Bite my neck." 

33: What your favorite part of your body:

"I—" Loki stopped and thought about it for perhaps the first time ever. "I don’t have one." 

34: Favorite foreplay activities: “Yes.” That’s not an answer you little shit.

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

Love > sex. “Sex isn’t strictly necessary for love, but gods is it fun.” 

36: What do you wear to bed?

"Nothing."

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

"Back when I was still a princeling, certainly." 

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

"I’ve sent audio a few times."  

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

"Define ‘outside’." Loki wtf 

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

"Yes I have, yes I would."

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

"Again, I have and would."

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

"Does it count as masturbation if you’ve fucked a clone?"

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

"Since masturbating at work, for me, could mean masturbating on my couch, yes."

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

"Have I, no. Would I…possibly." (Loki doesn’t like planes.) 

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

"Killing." 

47: Most attractive celebrity? 

"Scarlet Johansson is quite delicious." 

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

"I don’t really watch much porn at all."

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

Literally the only answer he’ll give is a smirk. 

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

"No. And I’d kill them if they did."

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

"Daddy kinks."

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

"I don’t, but I have plenty of other scars to make up for it."

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

"I love it.” 

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

"I don’t particularly care."

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

"Been there, done that. Fun, but not quite the momentous occasion so many make it out to be." 

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

"Butter doesn’t sound all that appetizing."

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

"I don’t have a tumblr." Ring’s tumblr would be fucking weird I think

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

"I have a plethora."

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

"Why not."

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

"I would, actually."

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

"Prostitute, no question." 

62: Do you watch porn?

"Not really. I don’t really need it."

63: How small is too small?

"When it does absolutely nothing for you."

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

"Not often, and never in any good way."

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

"My husband. And to me…always."

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

"No. The last thing the world needs is any version of Loki answering a SHIELD agent’s phone." 

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

"Always."

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

"Not at all." 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

"Again, do clones count?”

70: Booty or Boobs?

"Depends on the person."

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

"I have a penis, and I have not named it."

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

"Yes."

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

"Absolutely not."

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

"Need I really change The Ringmaster?”

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

"I would burn it. All of it. Everything."

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

"I don’t honestly remember."

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?