The recent pics of Chris has made me have thoughts of him being topped more than usual because omllll idk if its just me but he looks so toppable 😩😩
Don't 👏🏻 say 👏🏻 this 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 me 👏🏻
(Just kidding, please do)
Because I totally fucking get it and I do not need to be encouraged. I took one look at that slutty little waist and was slamming my fist on the table trying to figure out WHERE THE HELL the nearest surface to bend him over was.
What do you mean, Christopher Robert Evans, what do you mean that's what you look like!? 😫😫
I hate him 😤
So... this turned into gender-neutral reader x Chris Evans, topping the fuck out of that man, oops 👀
And for the purposes of this drabble I have to combine this ask with this one I got right after!
related to my tags, "#u n w e l l #unwell unwell unwell #thinking unwell thoughts about his pit sweat??? it's probably just a shadow but 👀 #chris evans"
(this other ask is also very funny as well)
Surprisingly, Dodger doesn't tip you off to the sound of a car pulling in your drive by barking rowdily, nor do you hear the keys in the door to alert yourself, and, somehow, the door swinging open then shutting behind your boyfriend doesn't register to you either. It all slips past your periphery until—
An indistinct dark shape moves past your vision, somewhere behind your phone screen where you're staring intently.
The sudden appearance of something—someone in your living room is enough to startle you, reacting impulsively by inhaling sharply at the same time that your whole body jolts intensely. Your phone lands with a dull clatter in your lap with your sudden movement, both hands sort of throwing it, but one of your hands drops it entirely as it flies to your thundering chest instead.
“Oh my god,” you exclaim, doing a little bit of catching your breath after identifying the random, moving shape as Chris.
Of course, it's just Chris. You just weren't expecting him to be here—he went to the gym earlier, and the hours have slipped past too fast.
It's just Chris.
And Chris’ low, familiar chuckle, but otherwise non-reaction is telling enough for your eyes to snap right back to him rather than fishing around your lap and the underlying couch cushions. He always delights in frightening you. It's basically one of his hobbies at this point—if not just one of his favorite things. A non-purposeful scare should be a fucking score for him, like a free space in bingo or some shit. But instead, he's just mildly laughing to himself, hanging in the open space between the kitchen and living room.
As you take him in—almost physically dragging your eyes along his body, head to toe, the man that he is—you catalog that, apparently, he's being fucking fucked up by his workout.
How long was he at the gym anyway?
It couldn't have been that long, right?
You aren't going to check your phone, though, not when another interesting detail registers in your head suddenly: he's so sweaty.
Like, he's really fucking sweaty.
And it's not that he doesn't sweat, he absolutely does, he works out all the time, and he runs hot—it doesn't take much to make him sweat. Including not much of a quickie to have him fired up, blushing high on his cheeks, and glowing down to his chest. But, also, just a few too many clothes on too warm of a day, and he's complaining about the heat, shedding extra layers, his long sleeves, or his clothes entirely, if it's appropriate. The difference is that he's also obsessive about hygiene. Maybe because he typically sweats so much. Either way, you've never met another man so focused on it from his endearing breath mint predisposition, buying exclusively and traveling with a particular brand of soap that he greatly prefers, his body hair trimmed routinely in a head-to-toe fashion, not only some standard manscaping down south, being obsessive about cologne and always trying new kinds, and more. Chris also applies and reapplies deodorant—like his breath mint fixation, sometimes you think it's more an absentminded, comforting habit than a need. There's no way he sweats through deodorant like that.
Further, he doesn't like to go out and look bad with the practical reality of always being stopped for pictures, and having visible pit stains is not part of looking good. Also, you couldn't attempt to count the number of times he's changed shirts before leaving the house to counter his hot, running-hot body and any possible pit stains.
So, all in all, there's something about…
Yeah.
Staring at him, him staring back at you, comfortable silence with an edge, there's something about this.
Were the showers at the gym not working? Did he forget to put on deodorant? Did he not pack a change of clothes for after the gym? He's just—
He's so sweaty.
Chris is sweating through his faded gym shirt, the fabric thin enough to cling like all his shirts, screaming around the defined cut of his muscles, which are especially emboldened after a few hours of lifting up and throwing around heavy shit. That shirt could not be tighter. You see it every time he breathes, just this side of heaving. His nipples are hard. And. Yeah. Sweaty. He's sweating enough that that fucking shirt is all dark around the base of his thick neck and soaked at his underarms. His fucking arms are so huge, you'd think his muscles would block the soaked-in sweat, but… it's a lot of sweat. There's even darker, wetter fabric clinging to the undercurve of his pecs, crescent shapes that show exactly how shapely he is.
Shit.
Trying to be discreet, you inhale as you shift on the couch, really fully setting your phone aside ‘cause who the fuck needs that. You have something better to entertain you now. Meanwhile, your legs spread themselves just a little. You can smell him. Not his cologne, deodorant, or laundry detergent. Not even his breath mints, his mouth is open, breathing a little heavier like he ran home from the gym and didn't drive. Him. You can smell him.
Something about that drives you crazy. Immediately. Maybe it's the fucking pheromones. You're pretty sure that's bullshit pseudo-science… right?
Right?
He just—
He smells really good.
Like. He smells bad. But… it's good. All, dripping testosterone. Shed through his sweat and caught up against his heated skin and too-tight clothes. The feverish urge to strip him with your teeth and lick his skin takes over—you can't help but bite your lip.
“What?” Chris asks, breaking the escalating silence.
“Hmm?” You manage. Barely.
“What?” He repeats himself, voice not losing the delicious, low rumble of his chuckle.
“Oh, nothing,” you allow your knees to slide further apart, not hiding how good it makes you feel on your face when his eyes immediately drop to watch. “How was the gym?” You brush past it.
“Fine,” he sighs, half shrugging with one huge shoulder.
“Yeah,” you lick your teeth, under your upper lip, feeling the sharp edge get caught on the texture of your tongue. It feels good to have something in your mouth, especially when watching Chris shift his weight on his feet, his slim hips looking ridiculously tiny with his elastic-banded, thin basketball shorts. For as much as he wears the same t-shirts for years and years on end until they're too thin to hide the dark ink of his tattoos or even the delicate color of his peaked nipples, he can't do the same with shorts or sweats. Unless it's a physical drawstring that he can tie into a neat bow, the elastic wears thin, and they sliiiide right off his ridiculous proportions.
You can't think about the number of times when just the weight of his phone in his pocket teases his worn-out sweats or shorts down, revealing that strip of smooth, flat skin between his hips, or you'll blow all your cards now, throwing them down on the table and just going straight in for the kill.
What's the fun without a little build-up?
“You work hard?” You find yourself asking. “Your trainer jerking you around a lot?”
Chris’ handsome eyebrow raises despite his apparent tiredness, smiling slyly at your innuendo. Apparently, it's his turn to eye you up and down. Of course, predictably, his eyes get stuck on your spread legs—they're even wider apart than you realized, lazing back into the couch, exposing yourself despite the complete outfit you have on. Still. For now.
Your appetite simmers under his gaze.
“You in some kinda mood?” He asks with those plush lips.
“Maybe,” you bite back what would surely be a vicious smile, “why? Are you interested in finding out?”
“Maybe,” he claims, but as he stands there, he also can't hide how he winces a little, shaking out his hand from a shoulder cramp or something that suddenly rushes over him.
He's wearing his workout and it's fresh off the runway. You want it.
You want it badly.
So, you don't bother standing up from the couch; instead, you relax back even more, sinking into the sofa. “Oh, baby—” spreading your arms across the back of the couch, you take control of the tension, fisting it and pulling, you want it all coming your way, “—you worked out too hard, didn’t you?”
Before he can answer, you jerk your head to the side, “why don't you come over here and sit down. Take it easy for a minute. You deserve it, y’know?”
Chris looks at you, suspicious but mischievous, too, palming his shoulder with one big hand, digging his fingers in with an impromptu massage.
“C'mon,” you curl your fingers, sliding one movement into the next to pat the spot next to you. Confident and slick, you know you look good.
You especially know when he listens to your beckon without a second thought.
He slides over, bringing his heady, masculine smell with him, somehow light on tired feet, and he sits. How sweet. He's so suggestible and loyal. Kind of like a dog. The comparison physically strikes you, leaving you to suppress a shiver, tamping it down to be just inside you, writhing low in your gut like a tangling pit of snakes. Jesus. The way he makes you feel should be illegal.
He settles in close to you, but he could always be closer, so—
You shift to really press against him.
Then, intimately, you hover for a breath-holding second before touching down your fingertips to his hot, sweat-slick skin. You wear a sensual path from the sensitive, pale skin just behind his ear aaall down his neck with its throbbing veins to the collar of his soaked, fragrant shirt. Smearing your fingerprints across his body, you incidentally gather his sweat on your skin. Briefly, in an electric flash, you think about licking your fingers—the idea is so erotic, but also, you've barely started. Perhaps that's too lewd, even if the next thing out of your mouth is, “you wanna take that off?”
You mean his shirt, tugging at his soaked collar, just hinting at revealing the ink below, clinging to his freshly pumped muscles. His trapezius, his pectoralis, all the abdominal muscles too, and more. You can't get too carried away yet, though.
‘Cause Chris teases back, “and what, slip into something more comfortable?”
You snort at his tone of voice, comically sensual and smooth rather than his natural-not-trying-yet-always-panty-dropping speaking voice, shoving at his solid frame, “in a way.” Before he starts trying to tickle you or some shit, you tease back, whining for show, “c'monnn.” Then, tracing his jawline, catching the stubble he's left around his mouth, just enough to prickle (especially when he goes down on you), you whisper, “I'll do all the work.”
With all of his weight sunk into the cushions underneath your pressed-together bodies, he lets his neck relax too, suddenly dropping it back.
Mirroring him, your eyes drop.
His bulge is getting fucking visible. It always is, he’s big, but, like—
He's fucking hard.
It just makes your arousal, tight and hot, burn from a simmer to a boil.
“You already did so much today—” You lay it on thick, but who cares, voice all breath and rasp. You can't help it. You're just moving, more than pressed against him, you're turning to totally face him, and once you're looking at him-?
God, there's not a fucking thing you can do but rush to lay your hands all over him. And that starts with pushing, urgently, at his big, fuckin’ huge shoulders. You absolutely need to get him lying flat as soon as possible. You're going to crawl all over him, you're gonna bite him, you're going to—
Thank fuck, as Chris is plunging downstream with you—following the current you set, both sopping wet like water and electric like, well, electricity—you're smart enough to remember his clothes have to come off. Now. As the handsome motherfucker goes down, crumbling by your hands, you peel off his shirt. And it is peeling. The skin-tight fabric is stuck to him. Pulling and peeling, tugging and tumbling, you swear to god you hear a few of the seams of his shirt start to give. You don't care. Fuck the shirt.
Actually—
Fuck the shirt.
Chris’ broad body hits the couch cushions and bounces. He’s so into falling for you, he's so tired after hitting the gym, he's half-laughing, “oof,” and you. You are staring dead in his eyes as you take that fucking shirt—balled up in both your hands now, a deceptively small amount of fabric for something that was just covering such a big, big man—and lift it to your face. Specifically, you hold it over your mouth and nose. You're chloroforming yourself practically, but there'd be no better way to go than like this: straddling his thighs, inhaling the scent of his sweat deeply, watching his whole face blush pink.
You can't blame pheromones, even if you are fucking huffing them, for the next rush of arousal; lust coiling inside you, strangling your thundering heart, and leaving you aching. All the credit for that swooping—swooning feeling goes to that goddamn pretty tint of red. C'mon, what's better than a man like Chris Evans blushing for you? Just because you're filthy.
He likes it when you're fucking nasty.
And, breath hitching on top of him… you can't say he's wrong. You like yourself like this. You are all but physically feeling yourself like this (any less willpower to completely destroy your boyfriend, and you would be, you'd be sliding your hands all over yourself, you'd be reaching your hands up your own shirt and down your pants to—)
Shit, you are so fucking turned on, your desire doesn't just boil, but it boils over.
You can't help yourself.
“Just—yeah, just like this,” you paw at his bare chest, out of breath yourself, fingernails scratching through his chest hair, and palm sensing how hard his heart is pounding beneath all that muscle and bone. You hush his groan with a fox-sly grin, “shh, don't worry. Don't worry about a thing.”
And, such a good dog, he doesn't. You can see it on his drool-worthy face. In his eyes. He's gone quiet in there—he isn't thinking, isn't worrying, he's feeling you palm his slick, sweaty pecs. His mounded, thick muscles squeezed and groped. His taut, eager nipples begging to be pinched and licked until he's pushing your head down, insisting you fucking touch him anywhere else before he completely goes out of his mind on too-much, not-enough pleasure. His sure, always gorgeous ink that you know the taste of, under your lips, teeth, and tongue.
Further, you drag your fingers down his taut, clenching abdomen—the robust ridges of his washboard stomach. And, mouth unashamedly watering, you lift the elastic band of his clinging shorts and boxer briefs all in one go. They slide so easily off his body. No fight. All whorish desire. His shorts and underwear were useless anyhow, not hiding a damn thing. Not with a cock like that, bouncing out of his clothes and hitting, slapping attractively, proudly, against his low stomach.
This time, you can't suppress your shiver, and so it rolls through you entirely, resonating especially destructively between your legs.
Fuck.
“Just like this,” you soothe, yourself and Chris, your appetite is just raging, stomach practically growling with your hands flat down his body, curling around his hips. “Just—” shit. There's not the supplies for this in the living room in the middle of that damn day. Why, why, why haven't you two learned to keep lube everyplace for every time an urge strikes? “—Stay right here for me, handsome,” you fix your statement before launching yourself off the couch, running down the hall, quickly collecting the lube, and coming back.
Seeing him again, lying there for you, waiting, one arm tucked behind his head, biceps bulging without even trying, cradling the back of his own head in a baseball mitt-sized hand…
All that skin.
All that sweat.
You are not ashamed of the throaty moan that erupts from your lips as you take your place on his lap again, stretching out like a smug cat. If you’re the cat with the canary, pleased and purring, then Chris is a dirty dog. A very loyal dog, spread out, and waiting for you. Damn, does he look good enough to eat.
Your lips, your teeth, and your tongue all explore his available, bared flesh as you shift just enough to lift one of his overworked, trembling legs. His skin is smooth despite his body hair, slicked down with sweat, and his muscles are heavy. There’s so much muscle—meat—packed onto his frame. He tastes like sweat, salt, and sex in your mouth. Sucking rough, sharp-edged kisses sloppily down his thigh from his knee to the heady, musky space between his legs, you hardly resist leaving marks. Just barely. Mr. Movie Star can’t have that.
Too bad.
You kiss his body more and more, dragging your mouth along him with your lips brushing his skin until he groans, goosebumps rising across his leg involuntarily. You almost bite down hard enough to mark him up. The crease of his thigh where it blends into his hip. The base of his cock. That one vein that sits so close to the surface of his skin, traveling across his hip, down the flat, smooth muscle of his very low abdomen, feeding into his cock—under your tongue, you can feel his pulse in that thick, rushing vein’s bulge. You push back down, tonguing and kissing to the weight of his balls.
He's irresistible.
As much as you must taste him, you have to feel him, too. You just have to. And so, easy as anything, you wrap your fist around his heavy, throbbing cock, squeezing all his girth, then… after a little while of playing, palming him, feeling him throb, twitch, and eyeing how the tip of his cock starts to pearl with pre-cum… jerking him off.
Jerking.
Tasting.
Feeling. Tasting. Really fucking feeling it. He throbs. He twitches. He humps up toward you, his ass and thighs flexing enticingly. At the corners of your face, just above your open lower jaw, the sensation of your saliva glands tingling—rushing as your mouth waters—should embarrass you, but it doesn’t. It can’t. You’re fucking locked in. He’s delectable. And you’re powerless not to let him try and hump up against your face and fist a handful of times, rubbing his leaking dick all over you, painting you in a thin layer of his desire, sweat and pre-cum, before you shut him down. That isn’t how this is going to go.
So, you firmly press his hips down, sliding your fingers all up against his wildly attractive Adonis belt. Your fingers fit so fucking perfectly against those stupidly arousing grooves. Cum gutters or whatever the fuck they’re called. You can’t think. Just—
Fuck. this. man.
Like fuck him.
You don't have anything clever to say to his stupidifying, gorgeous face, slackened in honest pleasure and trust, letting you control his movements and his pleasure, you just—“turn over,” you breathe hotly, mouthing at his knee. Okay, more teeth than lips as you mouth at him. Not so harmless. You want to bite.
Chris does as you ask, responding to your voice hot and raw with his heavy leg sliding off of your shoulder and his acres of muscle clenching and shifting as he rolls sensuously over onto his belly.
Damn.
The sight of his ass never gets old.
And there is only one thing to do with a man, spread out like he's on a platter, chest against the flat of the couch while his hips are unable to resist tipping up and back, shoving his ass sluttily out at you, his strong spine arched like a bitch in heat. Only one thing.
You do it.
You finger him.
Popping open the cap of the lube with a familiar click that kills him if his groan is anything to go by, and slicking up three of your fingers, you make sure to get your fingers excessively wet just because the sloppy sounds of sex are one of Chris’ favorite things. He’s just as nasty as you, thank fuck. Always wanting to hear it, feel it, breathe it in, and taste it.
He wants it.
You’re right there with him, wasting no time and quickly prepping him. Teasing his entrance, then, when he’s ready for it—soon enough with all the lead up and his ever-present hunger—you make sure to press your first finger in, shallow at first, teasing in and out until his labored breathing catches on an exhale. You know he’s about to fight for words, ready to ask for more. So, you give him what he wants, going in deeper, faster, and revel in his shocked little coughing exhale. The muscles in the low of his back tense with need. Desperately, you want to see him shake.
You add your second finger, and he’s with it now, taking it easily, arching his back, trying to subtly draw his knees under himself to get better leverage despite your earlier shoving him down and promise that you’ll do everything. You don’t let him have it. You won’t let him get his knees under him. You add your third finger and curl all of them, hitting his prostate so good that his body jerks and he flattens back down, all the air rushing out of his lungs under the weight of heated flames that lick and lap at his body, melting him.
You do it again, rushing with power, curling your fingers, tugging at his rim, and stimulating his prostate until he’s bellowing helplessly into the couch cushions under the weight of pleasure. Crashing in. Pleasure, pleasure, pleasure—every time you curl your fingers and press against his prostate.
Jesus.
You can take another fucking second of this tease. Touching him but not being inside him. You need inside him.
You have to—
Slick.
More slick.
There’s probably more than enough lube coating his hole, deep inside him, and dripping out of his messy, clenching rim, but what the hell. Who gives a shit? Add more. Get messier. All rationale is out of the window; it’s not like you’re thinking about suspicious lube and cum stains on your couch when your boyfriend is face down, breathing like he’s about to start crying, just a little, if you don’t keep fucking him immediately now.
Fuck yes, you slick up and you shove in, sighing in head-spinning pleasure as Chris heartily groans while you bottom out inside his tight ass. He doesn't always prefer bottoming. But when he does…
Shit.
He just takes it.
It's so fucking good for you both.
And right now, you have a fire under your ass, a fire through your whole body, really. It's not just a fever. It's fire. It’s boiling over arousal that demands you fuck his ass and you fuck him hard, carving space for yourself inside him, perversely reveling in each goddamn guttural sound that's knocked out of his big, powerful lungs against the force of your every thrust. More and more guttural and also more high and higher with his moans and whimpers. (How do sounds like that come out of a man like him? Chris Evans. Good god.) More loose. Thrusting in and out, in and out, in and out. He's losing it around you, underneath you, and for you. You're in it for his pleasure, of fucking course, you are; nothing turns you on more than that fucked-out, dumb look on his movie-star, leading-man, handsome face, but, worse, pushing you both higher, he's also in it for you. He trusts you. He wants you. He's letting you in. Before you, he’d never done something like this—getting his ass handed to him, fucked until he’s bleary and dumb around the edges. You’re making him melt. Sometimes you don’t know what’s better: the pleasure itself from fucking him, or the reactions he gives to it.
He's trembling, just how you craved. Shaking. Fucked hard.
The visceral pleasure of getting fucked is so good.
His big paws have curled themselves into fists, and he's weakly punching—pounding the cushions while you pound his ass.
Thrusting hard.
Hitting his prostate.
Making him take it.
Drenching him in pleasure as the room vibrates with the sloppy, wet sounds of sex, only interrupted by the involuntary sounds that escape both of your hanging-open mouths, groans, whimpers, swears, scraps of dirty talk that are cut too short too soon, choked back by another wordless moan.
And still, because he's so unreasonably hot, it's not enough. More, more, more. You need more of him. His hot piece of ass. His thick thighs. His shifting, rippling back. His. Him. Yours. He's yours.
You want to and you can, so you do—you grab, grip, and grope Chris’ huge fucking shoulders, digging your nails in, leaving crescent marks and dragging lines of raised, pink skin down his back, listening to the growling sound it earns from him. He can't get away from the slam of your hips against his ass with your hold on him. Fucking him. You pull him back onto it. He doesn't move much because he's fucking heavy, but his hips do tilt, and it does make his moans pitch that much higher. Breathy and shocked by how good it feels like he can’t believe how hot it is to be split open like this. His sound rips a responsive yet opposing deep sound from you. You are feral. You can do anything.
Everything.
You thrive like this; so much so that you can't even realize how hard you're working, how much you're sweating now, how, how—
How nothing else matters.
Nothing but the delectable contrast between his broad football all-star shoulders compared to his tiny, little dancer waist. Well. That and his hole stretched wide around you, taking it like a champ.
Yet, somehow, even worse than your eyes flicking between his huge shoulders and tiny waist and tinier hole, is focusing on the excruciatingly erotic sight of just a sliver of the side of Chris’ face as he fights and loses the battle to hold himself up. His shaking, iron-pumped, bulging arms aren't enough under the onslaught of lust. Resting even that low on his forearms, he should be sturdy, but he can't.
He collapses, thick arms sliding apart and out from under him with nothing left to hang onto.
And that face—
The surrender.
You could cum from just that. His fucking face!
His dazed, watery eyes and fluttering eyelashes; every thrust bounces his eyes into momentarily rolling back. Constantly, his lush, red lips stay open, dripping with groans and whines that have never sounded sweeter to your ears. And his flushed skin, blushing all the way to the hot shell of his ear, the curve of his neck, and certainly his big chest, even if you can’t see it. Jesus, he probably is getting off on being fucked and having his hard nipples rubbed against the texture of the couch cushions.
You might goddamn growl.
Just. Jesus. He's so pretty.
The way his muscles shift when he tenses, too. Woof. It’s too much. Way, way too much, just like how fucking ready he is to cum. It’s everything. You can see it. In his face. In his body. In his sounds. You want it. You want him to more than you want to cum.
You’re fucking him like you’re daring him to cum. And…
Aren’t you? Isn’t that what this is? A dare? Do it, do it, do it, your mind races so thoroughly, obsessing over him, teetering on the edge, that—
“Let go, baby, let go,” you roughly hush into the back of Chris’ fever-hot neck, out of breath as your hand traces down the sweat-drenched line of his spine.
And. Docile and loyal, letting you work him over, surrendering to you to totally exhaust him—he does.
He cums.
Clenching and twitching and pumping in surges all over the couch, he cums, going almost silent as he shatters. Hitting and crumbling through his orgasm.
And, of course, you are helpless not to meet him there, rushing to the finish, in just a few more frantic pumps, getting sloppy and selfish right at the end. He feels so good. He looks so good. He, him—Chris, Chris, Chris. You moan his name as you cum, hitting your climax and still relishing in his. You fucking destroyed him.
Hell yes.












