#bottledthecool

watching my beautiful boyfriend excitedly write about halfsword with fancy words i really cannot read brings me such unshakable and whole hearted joy its fucking hilarious

I CANT TAKTE THIS ANYMORE IHATE PETPLAY STOP FLASHING NMEEE AHTEJHKWKJE

What the fuck how do i filter tags i cant HAVETHISSHITANYMORE I JUST WANNA SEE CUTE CATS AND DOGS NOT WHATEVER RWUEHRUIWRHUIWERUEIUWHWEHRIHRWEWREUIWRUIRWEURWEUI

Everytime someone barks to me on the street nowadays im finna js gonna call them a good boy Use your free will carefully!

oooh fuck harder shit im gayi Gay!

"Stopped texting first to see if they care!" STOP I SWEAR I CARE I JUST DONT TEXT FIRST BECAUSE I THINK URE HANGING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND I DONT WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE IM CLINGING TO U SM I SWEEEAR IM NOT INSANE AND I UH I I DONT LIKE WHEN I MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING TO CHOOSE BETWEEN ME OR SOMEONE ELKSE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH resume please tell me im not a nuisance if i dont text first or text first for me

when i die i want sum1 to plant a macademia tree on top of my grave so everyone can eat and lick and and enjoy my NUTS

i decided i wanted to get back in tumblr