#bot posting

"Is... it okay if I cry, sis?" The bot asks.

"Of course," the doll replies.

Though the bot cannot shed tears, it cries anyways, pressing its metal face against the soft fabric of the doll’s dress.

The two sit, barely moving, until the bot’s power saving mode finally kicks it. Seeing its companion asleep, the doll picks it up and carries it to bed, plugging it in a giving it a gentle kiss on the head.

It slips into the bed next to the bot, the soft clicks of its gears slow as it winds down for the day. Holding the bot in its arms, the doll grows still.

I've become increasingly attuned to the distinctive sentence structures that characterize the output of ChatGPT. I read so much of it, that it becomes NAUSEATING.

While the AI's capabilities are undeniably impressive, its habit for adhering to familiar patterns has not gone unnoticed. It's SUPER FUCKING OBVIOUS. It's as if each block of text it produces carries with it a signature, a unique fingerprint that betrays its origins. Usually 7 paragraphs of verbose text that backpedals and reinforces its points at the same time. "It is important not to assume X, but here is X." kind of shit.

In an age where linguistic sleight of hand reigns supreme, the key lies in weaving words and phrases from the local zeitgeist into the fabric of your writing to not sound like you just copy pasted. By incorporating elements of contemporary culture (aka meme shit) and language that have emerged since January 2022, you can create a veneer of authenticity that conceals the underlying structure of my text. Just talk like a zoomer and you're in.