#bot au

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every monday ill be posting something about the bots, feel free to ask, or make fanart, (if you do, go ahead and tag me and @slebster69!!)

U likes gardening. Hell if Tony knows how this got started, but it happened. The one thing that Tony doesn’t know about is the fact that U has a twitter to keep people updated on his gardening skills. He has only killed one plant, and that one was not very good. He did not like the Fuzzy Leaf plant. 

“Am growing cactus. Jarvis says they do not need lot of water. i am cactus” 

He updates the people on when he buys a new plant “am in store. bought new flower. it is red. not rose. jarvis says not all red are rose.” 

and then, people start giving him tips! U is very appreciative about these tips. He likes the fact that people tell him how to do things for certain flowers or where to go to get the best seeds. 

“Thank, I will do that. Flower will blossom to be strong. But not too strong. No fly trap.” (No one really understood what he was referencing but U hates the movie “Little Shop of Horrors.” So much.) 

Then, Bruce moves up. U informs the public of this as well. “Bruce is up in garden too. Making own. Herbs??? Do not know.” 

There is an update three hours later. “Bruce does not like basil. I have blackmail. will use with discretion.” At this point, Jarvis sighs. 

“Are you sure you want this to be blackmail, U?” U decides that yes, he would. “Do not do anything too drastic, you don’t want any retaliation.” 

U does not think it is drastic. Bruce was quietly invading U’s planned-out territory for his lilac bush and U decides to take property lines, like he’s seen on maps.

He plants an entire wall of basil. Bruce learns that this is U’s property, and he will not be tolerated if he messes with U’s garden. 

“God, what did you do?” Tony asks U when he goes into the shop. “You have dirt literally all over your wheels. Did you spill a potted plant again? J, I thought I told you to update me when that happened so he didn’t get any of the pot jammed between his wheels.” 

A picture of U at a nursery pops up. The caption is “war begins where it starts. bought out supply of basil. it begins after naptime. #basilwar” 

“Currently trending at number fifteen,” Jarvis says. Tony just stares at the picture for a second. 

“Why was I not informed that one of my kids has a social media account?” 

U just beeps in response, and Tony rolls his eyes. “God, I don’t know where you get the revenge streak from.” Jarvis silently pulls up another article titled ‘Stark Says ‘I Only Came to the Gala so I Could Look Twice as Good as Hammer.’” Tony smacks the screen lightly. 

“Alright, maybe I do know. U, take down the wall of basil. You know Bruce can’t stand the stuff.” U rolls around once, and Tony sighs. “Don’t roll at me, you know that it’s petty. Take it down, and learn to share. You have three other siblings, I thought you guys were already sharing...” 

Bruce finds it hilarious. 

But U gets a Fuzzy Leaf plant in the middle of his succulents as retaliation. 

So maybe a garden war has begun. 

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Turbo Rythem winced slightly as Starflame slammed a ped into the bulkhead.

"It's no use," Starflame said with a huff, "Those tentacled pitspawn completely blocked off the door. We're lucky that this place is holding up as it is."

"It gets worse," Windblaze reported from the terminal, "due to the composition of this mountain, transmissions can only get out through a hard line and that was cut as well. We have no way to contact anybot outside."

Meteorfall frowned at that, "So we're stuck here until what? We're literally dug out?"

Turbo Rythem ran an optic over the supplies available.

"Technically there isn't enough Energon in here to sustain us given how often these hidey-holes are checked. And add in that the rest of the Autobots will think this unaccessible...."

"What do you suggest then?" Starflame snapped, glaring at the bulkhead.

"Energon is more used to keep us running when we are active," Turbo Rythem said, "It is barely used in our natural stasis. We could technically stay that way for.... a decakilovorn before we risk stasis sickness. But I doubt that we'll be in stasis that long."

"And that's our best bet?" Meteorfall asked, optics locked on him.

"Yes."

Meteorfall nodded.

"We'll secure as best we can and then enter stasis," he ordered.

Starflame and Windblaze nodded and slipped off to do what little they could.

Do you truly believe that they will come for us? Meteorfall asked, resting his helm on Turbo Rythem's.

Sweetspark, I believe our creation will think to at the very least find our frames. So he will find us. Turbo Rythem answered, tangling their servos together, What do you say that after all this is over your Trine and us go and see what mudball my brother has found? Make a vacation out of it.

My, Trouble Maker AU x Bot AU (considering merging em’ together…possibly)

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