Hey there! Mod Dio here, our systemโs host invited me to co-mod this blog with mess, and considering the fact it makes fun of someone from my source, I couldnโt resist lmao ๐ anyways I wanted to make some headcanons for this abomination of a ship, enjoy you weirdos! (Btw I projected some of the headcanons for this AU into this so yeah) -Dio
Doppio is at first concerned about why heโs suddenly living in a cave, but once Diavolo explains it to him, heโs super happy! Heโs known heโs liked guys and girls for a while now, but heโs never been with anyone since Trishโs mom, let alone a guy! Heโs a bit anxious about this at first, but he learns that itโs ok to show how he feels!
Ethan is super protective and doting! Like, really protective and doting! He does everything he can to make sure Diavolo and Doppio are happy, and he doesnโt force anything out of them they donโt want. (Well, except the initial kidnapping)
Doppio LOVES to cuddle with Ethan. He thinks his feathers are so soft and warm and comforting, and he canโt help but feel loved in his wings. Diavolo feels the same way, but will never admit it.
Diavolo canโt cook for shit, so Doppio and Ethan do the cooking.
Diavolo uses his words to express how he feels, but it takes him a while to figure out just what words he wants to say at first. Ethan fully understands. Later in the relationship, he can express himself more but heโs still super awkward and blushy around Ethan because he loves him sm!
Ethan and Doppio love to call each other pet names! Diavolo doesnโt use pet names nearly as much but he gets all flushed and shy when Ethan calls him pet names.
Diavolo likes to be little spoon.
Doppio and Diavolo like to help Ethan scratch his pin feathers when heโs molting.
Ethan and Diavolo like to go on walks through the city at night. Even though it puts Diavoloโs identity and safety at risk, he trusts that Ethan will โtake careโ of anyone who dares to try and hurt him.
Diavolo is the most hopeless awkward romantic and Ethan loves him for it because theyโre very similar. They go on romantic dates to fancy diners and Ethan pays. They donโt care that people stare at them, because if they say anything, letโs just say thatโs one less person on the Italian census.
Ethan and Doppio get ice cream together and go to the beach together and are such a cute couple omg.
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WARNINGS: Kidnapping, implied stalking, Ethan being a soft yandere, other than that the fic is very fluffy with a tiny bit of poorly written angst, so enjoy!
It was another night at Doppio and Diavoloโs current place. Diavoloโs work as a mafia boss didnโt let them stay in one place for very long without risk of being arrested or assassinated. It was a risky lifestyle but by now heโs mastered it. Doppio was sound asleep while Diavolo was doing his usual late night paperwork as the crisp, warm, Italian breeze gently blew through the half open windows, rustling the curtains.
Diavolo was packing up his papers for the night when he heard somethingโฆ strange. The distinct flapping of a birdโs wings, but much louder than normal. This canโt be coming from any normal bird, Diavolo thought to himself. Doppio woke up and sleepily questioned โBoss, what is thatโฆ?โ Diavolo turned to him and said, โI donโt know Doppio, letโs go investigate.โ They went and opened the window more, wide enough so they Diavolo could stick his head slightly out, and then he saw it. A large silhouette ofโฆ something, flying through the air. Suddenly, the shadow moved towards him, and then, black.
When he woke up, he found himself in a strange place. He was laying on what seemed to be a large birdโs nest decorated with pillows and blankets in what appeared to be a large cave filled with trophies, plaques, and paintings. Doppio was asleep in another corner of the nest. The decorations adorning the walls all featured the same character and name which he couldnโt quite recognize. He heard something drawing closerโฆ footsteps, loud ones. A shadow comes out of the darkness and revealed itself. It was a largeโฆ anthropomorphic bald eagle? Diavolo was shocked, he thought it was kind of funny that this was his captor, but he was still scared.
The eagle spoke softly, โOh, youโre awake! I made you some food my love.โ and passed him a bowl of warm soup. Diavolo took it hesitantly, setting it beside him before shakily speaking, โWho are you? Why am I here?โ A single tear rolled down his cheek. โMy name is Ethan, and youโre here because I love you dearly Diavolo.โ Ethan stated calmly. โWha- H-How do you know my name!?โ Diavolo shouted. Ethan chuckled and simply replied, โOh, I know lots of things about you my dear.โ Diavolo knew what he was implying and he hated it. He hated being here and Ethan knew it, so he softly said โListen, I know this is a lot to take in, and I want to respect you as much as possible, so Iโll leave you alone if you want. Just tell me if you need anything honey.โ
Diavolo sat back, quietly eating his soup that Ethan made. He took this act of kindness quite positively. He started to think whether or not this was really so bad if Ethan respected him and didnโt force him to do anything really? No, that canโt be right, he thought. He needs to stay strong and remain in control of the situation, he canโt let his feelings take over himโฆ
A few hours had passed. Diavolo was long done with his soup, but he had only just now finished something else. He had finished thinking about what he wanted to say, what he wanted to do. And he had came to a decision. โEthan?โ He called out. The bird came rushing over. โYes darling? What is it? Are you ok?โ He asked. Diavolo spoke, โNo, Iโm fine, I just want to talk.โ Ethan replied, โOk, what do you want to talk about? Also, can I show you something? Itโs really beautiful, and maybe we can talk there?โ Diavolo thought for a bit, โSure thing, you can show me.โ He replied. The birdโs face lit up with joy, โOh, okay! Follow me!โ He said as he held Diavoloโs hand and lead him off to what he wanted to show him.
โHere it is!โ He said, โHave a seat right here.โ It was a cliff side, the entrance to Ethanโs mountaintop home, overlooking the city with a perfect view of the sky. โIt sure is pretty, isnโt it?โ He spoke softly. โNow, what did you want to talk about?โ Diavolo thought for a minute, then spoke.
โListen Ethan, I understand you love me and all, but this is a lot to take in. Iโm not denying your affection, but itโs going to take me a while to fully learn to accept it. However, I donโt mind staying here. Just listen, all Iโm asking of you is to take things slow so I can learn to adjust to them.โ Ethan smiled softly and spoke, โI understand, and believe me, I donโt mind. Take as long as you need.โ Diavolo was happy to hear that Ethan understood. He blushed a bit and smiled to himself, thinking that maybeโฆ this wasnโt going to be so bad after all.
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