#bossatron

Sean “Jack” McLoughlin (@therealjacksepticeye) was a child when he was infected by an odd medical illness. On the surface, it was just an eye infection, but really, a parasite known as “septicism” from the planet Bossatron was attaching itself to his brain. Not much pain was caused, but there was a lot of damage done. As his antibodies tried to combat the foreign parasite, a chemical reaction occurred. The parasite was eventually defeated, but the residue of the chemical reaction was still stuck to his brain.

This residue, made up from a creature of Bossatron and his own immune system, bestowed upon Jack unfathomable powers. From Bossatron, he received the powers of flight, incredible strength, and super-speed. From his immune system, he gained an impeccably fast regenerative and healing powers.

But the most impressive powers must be the ones he got from neither the alien planet nor his immune system: the diseased eye. It can paralyze or hypnotize enemies as he chooses. When Jack is about to hypnotize, the stunning blue of his eyes expands and covers the diseased eye completely. When he is about to paralyze, his eyes get a sickly pale green film over it.

Even though there are times Jack doesn’t think humanity deserves it, he uses his powers to save those who can’t save themselves. With his combination of bewitching good looks, hilarious quips and sarcasm, nerdy antics, and astounding super powers, Jackieboy Man is almost unstoppable.