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So I figured you might wanna know that I just got my hands on a copy of how (not) to ask a boy to prom, devoured the entire book in one afternoon, and spent a not insignificant portion of the later chapters quietly crying and wanting to punch everyone in the face who'd ever made Nolan Grant Sheffield sad.
Aw dude, this has made my night, thank you so much ❤️
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Hypothesis: in a universe where Laurent succeeds in his treachery and kills Auguste, he is so destroyed by his regret when it finally catches up with him that he seeks out a magic cave and wishes desperately for a world where he did not murder his own brother... and ends up in the canon universe. (Along with a young naive Damen who wishes his father and brother had lived longer, perhaps?)
Ya’ll desperately trying to make this story happier hahaha. You may believe that, if that’s what helps you sleep hahahaha.
Thank you, guys!! I'm excited to get the book finished! And hopefully I can get the fic up this week, it's super ridiculous
OMFG POOR JAKE. YOU CAN'T JUST SEND HUMANS YOUR GARBAGE AND CALL THEM YOUR BF, MAT, THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE WORK. AT LEAST EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO THAT POOR BOY. Please tell me someone (Johnny) will eventually explain to the poor traumatized boy what's going on. PLEASE.
Um. Um. Um. Not until they’re rat-married. 😳
Matt doesn’t feel the need to explain because he sees himself as entirely transparent and expects people to believe him the first time he says he’s a rat and then automatically understand all that it entails.
OHO! He HAS been secretly declaring his love via dryer lint!
This is the best description of this story and I love that people can experience it out of context.
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"Come on, he's never gone dumpster diving for you? I thought he loved you!" WHY IS KEVIN SUCH A FAILURE AT RAT!COURTSHIP, DIDN'T HIS FAMILY RAISE HIM BETTER THAN THIS???
Kevin is trying to use TACT and knows his audience, he’s trying to modify his customs to make them meaningful to both of them okay?? Besides Johnny doesn’t know where Kevin finds his gifts...
'Johnny wanted to have kids one day but not if their potential other-dad was going to be catapulting them into a dumpster.' This whole thing is killing me, omg the secret rat dads.
Imagine, if you will, Johnny and Kevin having their first child. And Johnny watches on, nervous and proud, as Kevin gently lowers their child into a pile of trash.
Ooooh he’s holding them in place. So even if he’s, you know, distracted poking at his new hoard and not blocking pucks, it’s better than having the other players trying to score goals on you or being able to defend their own net. (Does the other goalie have to go on an expedition to save his teammates?)
The real battle is getting the goalie to give up the player you want instead of just stealing the new one too. (Also “slide in there!” XD)
Ah, the goalie already knows it’s all for naught and he needs to save his team from themselves. By storing them in his net.
