#boring af

bitch

legit predicted half of ts

count 1: el dying

count 2: them making it ambiguous to not piss people off (courtesy of my sister)

count 3: jancy nearly dying

count 4: max waking up

count 5: the mind flayer coming back

count 6: steve’s near death experience

count 7: kali dying

count 8: the epilogue being the kids playing dnd

count 9: jopper getting married

count 10: lumax being a happy couple with no other plot whatsoever

count 11: dustin consistently having a bright future while the others just exist

count 12: steve doing something sports related

count 13: mike being “closeted”

count 14: 2 hours not being enough time to finish everything

count 15: jonathan being ignored by his mother obviously

count 16: vecna dies, the abyss collapses, upside down is destroyed

i think most people underestimate how sexy casual underwear can be... to observe the contour of a bulge or lower lips.... a nipple beautifully peeking through a white undershirt/tanktop... just a simple dress shirt buttoned too low... messy greasy hair getting even more sweaty during sex... grown out eyebrows........

Boring ass race with basically no overtake opportunities, an over the top spectacle that’s so out of touch it screams dystopian ya novel, and questionable billionaires buying out every available yacht just to show off to their fake friends.