#borderlands lorelei

the series now canonically has the easiest possible way to trans your gender: the quick-change machines. they're not just for Vault Hunters, she canonically transed her gender with a quick-change machine.

Rhys: Where is it?!

Gortys walking by: Oh, hey Rhys. What are you doing?

Rhys: I can't find my tie! I need it to complete my outfit.

Loader bot in the Atlas hq with Zero and Lorelei.

LB wearing Rhys' tie and mimicking him: Atlas state of the art. Where's my yogurt? I swear I left it in the fridge. Lorelei, you better have not eaten it again!

Lorelei laughing out loud: Hahah, I love this guy!

Ge-cher new ‘n’ improved siren collection! My opinions on the new sirens that should be in the story!  Ya got yer Lorelei inheriting Lilith’s powers, so she’s not exactly a new character, but woudja look at that, a never before seen character? Thaaaat’s right! 

for the purposes of fanfic writing, in this universe (this one is just borderlands alone) (crossovers will probably have leech go elsewhere, but that’s literally a different story. I have to specify because of the crackshit crossover corner, y’know? fucken wild. see the tag ‘gryphon’s crackshit crossover corner’ at the bottom of this post. I am so so sorry, it’s virtually impossible to understand without taking fucken notes lmao) the leech powers got trapped in pandora with the injured destroyer when pandora closed back up. 

Anyway, now I just need to choose between my ocs who get their powers from the Unknown Siren (as u can see in the pic, I have a list of known powers. there’s also steele, known siren but unknown powers, and there’s an unknown siren unknown powers. the ones with stars next to them are the ‘new’ sirens), that are basically shameless self-inserts... phaselife/blight with anshin’s pet siren (yet unnamed), phaselife/blight or craft or form with Miriam the ex-devil-rider teen who either a) flees to Eden-6 and becomes a gardener, or b)stays on Gehenna survivalisting in a distant corner of the Blastplains,  (I also think that phaselife/blight, while mostly used for healing, can manipulate non-sentient living beings such as plants, like swampbending from atla.)

EDIT: fuck can’t remember if I mention but Faustine is black /edit(the following is almost word-for-word what is written in my preposterous handwriting)