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first off, i'm so sorry. i shouldn't have brought up the ai thing
it has since been proven its just old models.
PLEASE for the love of God don't harass staff over this. don't ask them for an apology. don't be a jerk.
because of this, i will no longer be updating my incorrect quote blogs effective immediately.
they won't be deleted but seeing how much my statement on the matter has affected the community makes me realize i have a large stake in the tumblr jackbox fandom, and im worried that one more misstep will cause the fandom to riot over nothing.
also, collecting the quotes has no longer been fun for me, even before this incident. it just felt like a chore.
next time i will be careful on what information i share.
i'm so sorry for my involvement in this, especially towards the staff that has been harrassed because of my actions.
all scheduled posts will run as normal until they run out.
Princess Skyla Faebelle and Faeria- Legends of Trivia Jackbox OC
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad."
— Lords and Ladies
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Yep, I have fallen this far, ladies and gents. This is my Legends of Trivia OC, Skyla Faebelle, princess of a fairy kingdom with a...shall I say...glamourous secret.
You see, Faeria, as she's really known, appears to be nice and friendly on the surface, her charm and ingenue able to fool even the most perceptive of adventerers. But if she feels like she is slighted, or if you displease her even in the slightest, she will rain divine hell on you until you crumble into dust, her smile and politeness remaining all the while.
So when she hears that the gang has beaten the legendary Bookwyrm at his own game, proving that they are the smartest in the land, her vanity takes a hit, and she hatches a plan to prove she is actually the smartest.
Posing in her human form (Skyla Faebelle), she spins a tale about how her kingdom is being threatened by the Wyrm again, and that she needs to be escorted into the forest for negotiations. She explains that her power is strongest when she is connected to nature, meaning she can better strike a treaty.
Basically, the adventerers agree to escort her to the Thoughtful Forest, which is near the Guessing Grove...but when she gets there, she sings a sweet tune, touching her feet to the ground- and the forest instantly overgrows, blocking all exits with thick, inpentrable vines as she transforms into her true form as a goddess of nature.
Calling herself Faeria, she explains her motivations, and with a polite smile and warm tone, tells them they are going to pay for invoking her wrath.
Her gimmick in battle is that every so often, she makes certain members of the party (up to half) "go to sleep" with her lullabies, meaning that only half the team can answer questions on their phone that round before the others wake up.
When she's beaten, she's surprised, but polite, and unseals the forest...promising they'll meet again, and reluctantly admits that maybe they are the smarter ones after all.
And thus concludes this essay of a bio. Will I build upon this? Probably not. But it was fun while it lasted!
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I'm not gonna live blog this chapter cause ew yucky irl stuff, but I gotta say, this chapter was a really entertaining one that made me feel better, so that's saying something!
Hi y’all! Under the cut, I’m live blogging Chapter 4 of @coloredscribbli's magipack 10 spinoff, Beyond Our Happy Ending! Link to the fic will also be under the cut. If this ain't your thing, have a great day!
“This exists because I MADE an interp for LOT before we got that image from Steam about the new bard guy, whom I assume is the actual host. Also, we don't know what the new guy's name is yet, but I'm calling him Archivald because he just gives off the VIBES OF A MAN WHO'S CALLED SOMETHING SILLY.”
(Wait, wait, wait. One, new bard guy? Hell yeah, I love bards! And two, Archivald is SUCH A GOOD NAME!)
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“Anyhoo, thank you to Princession Orchestra for igniting my will to finish this off!”
(I should really get to watching that- the music is SO GOOD!!)
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Okay, that first paragraph up to “No? Ah whatever.” is a freaking MOOD!”
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“However, for the sake of ensuring the release will go as smoothly as possible, we’d like some of you to go and check up on the hosts for Pack 11’s games. We aren’t sure what prompted them to try living together up until the Pack’s release, but this at least makes your job easier.”
(Okay, gonna do a quick headcanon that these will be part of the mirror counterpart/psycho ranger trope- yknow, the type where they’re like the opposites of the characters, sometimes they turn evil and cue fight between the two? I dunno how to describe it)
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Technically two words LMAO I’m dead that’s such a mood. We stan a pedantic “uh actually” queen. Or royalty, if they prefer.
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“No time for small talk, we’ve got a problem on our hands! Let’s get moving!”
The rate at which she bolted down the sidewalk alarmed the duo, but they nodded and followed her with an equally fast pace.
(in any other scenario, that would be a kidnapping. /silly ofc)
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Sheesh, those two argue like my mom and granny on thanksgiving XD (granny watched fox news a lot, mom has two gay daughters (one of which is autistic) so it never went well, yet still we went before she died. Anyways mini rant over it was just a funny summation lmao)
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THE MUSIC NOTE THEME NAMING! Also I love how you write their dialogue to be shakespearean/wordy as fuck XD, tippet would be impressed
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“Thus leaving Misty, Avery and the Pomeranian stood back where they were.”
( I’m laughing at the mental image cause if the dog is anything like MY dog, he wouldn’t care at all and would just stare with a dopey smile.)
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JOLIPARE IS SO KWAMI CODED- the hiding in hair thing, I mean!
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“Well, I’m afraid I won’t be settling for that! This expedition will be mine and mine alone to lead, whoever you even are!”
“IT’S FINNERO, FOR RIPTIDE’S SAKE!”
(Uh-oh, looks like a button was pressed, who will be corrupted, I wonder? One, the other, or both?)
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Okay, all I’m thinking about during the bard-music-corruption scene is the duel from hamilton…and now I’m laughing at a thought of Finnero or Archivald just pulling out a fucking glock mid battle LMAO
But the scene is SO BADASS!!!! I could see this exact scene play out on a western magical girl show!!!! /vpos /gen
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Oh, the hashtags are supposed to be song stuff! That makes sense. I was a bit confused at first mb
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# The ultimate battle to prove the clear truth, #
# A no-holds-barred battle, between me and you #
# And while we’re both at it #
# Let us state a decree #
# May the whole world bow down to the darkened heart of he who claims victory! #
(COLOR, that’s how I’ll refer to you from now on if thats okay, YOUR DIALOGUE SKILLS ARE SO GOOO DIHWFNGIFHNJGFIJEWIFJ)
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“GAH! WHAT THE SCALES IS THAT NOISE?!”
Of course, to Magical Warriors in disguise, darkness is always going to sound awful.
(PFFFFFFFT. I love the tonal shift here- dramatic followed by comedy :P)
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The battle is so peak so far- the lampshades are pretty dang good as well. And that’s a pretty cool power idea!
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Whoever said that they’d always wanted to fight via song, FUCK YEAH, SAME!
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Okay, the fact that MM/Cosmos has a hypnotic singing voice? That’s so based.
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‘Okay,’ she thought. ‘If that battle with Cookie the other day taught us anything… we need to wear them down enough that they admit to what corrupted them! That’ll probably unlock an attack to purify that darkness of theirs…’
(FLARE IS SO CLEVER!!! Dang, Robopixel would be jealous!)
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What is that saying? When in Rome, do what the Romans do? Que sera sera? Or something like that. Point is, Choir is a mood.
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YES FLARE SACRIFICE YOURSELF- don’t take that out of context
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“The fact that you two are getting at each other’s throats is bad enough! But the fact that you’re getting so absorbed in it that you don’t realise how badly you’re hurting yourself AND putting other things in danger…!”
The scorch marks upon Finnero’s body, not to mention the tears and scratches over Archivald’s outfit…
As well as the park being half-ravaged with the elemental battle’s rage…
“I’M NOT STANDING FOR IT ANYMORE! The both of you, explain yourselves!”
(Jesus FUCK that goes HARD!!!)
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DOUBLE PURIFICATION LESSGOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Flare’s draconic eruptions reminded me of Shining Fortessimo from Heartcatch!!! I wish pretty cure would go this hard with a purification attack though.
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Choir gives off Cure Peace vibes- I bet if the battle’s more serious, the panic will be gone, like Cure Peace during the more serious episodes!
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Finnero panicked at the sight of it, but focused more on keeping hold of his hat amidst the sudden windstorm - which left his lyre loosely held in his free hand.
(THE WAY THEY ACTUALLY REACT TO THE PURIFICATION STUFF, THATS SO GENIUS!!!!)
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THE ENDING LINES, THE ATTACK ANIMATIONS, HOLY SHIT I COULD GO ON AND ON!
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I’m probably hitting a tumblr word count limit if there ever was one LMAO
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“It certainly makes up for the failed idea of singing while we fight…”
Voltage perked up at the sound of that. “Singing while we…? Hey, I’ve watched a show like that before! I’d be down for it!”
“That’s a whole no-can-do!” Pippri had headbutted Voltage’s belly to cut her off. “If it’s from a whole other show, we’d be stealing their whole shtick!”
“As if transforming to fend off corrupted hosts isn’t a borrowed idea in itself already…?”
“GAH! BE QUIET, PRI! WE’RE JUST NOT SINGING, OKAY?!”
(THE PRINCESSION AND ROBODOKI REFERENCE YESSSS WOOOOOOO!!!!)
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“Hm… I wonder what kind of attack my Prism Rod’s gonna make me come up with.”
“It’ll likely resonate with your true feelings, pare.”
“If that’s the case, I wanna punch ‘em. Real hard.”
(Yep, def the hot blooded red magical girl type XD, i’d totally see Kyoko Sakura or Akane Hino saying this)
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Between that Pomeranian’s (Esther, supposedly the boss behind Suspectives) ‘not too surprised’ anger
(i am SO sorry to Esther I thought it was an actual dog and not a host god I need sleep-)
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In conclusion-
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Another great chapter! I love the characterization and style to this- and I cannot WAIT to see more!
Link to the fic if you are interested:
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