Police officer: Sir, is this man bothering you?
Louis: Yeah, actually! Thank you. He's been following me around ever since he saw me and I can't get rid of him!
Police officer *taking notes* : So this has happened before?
Louis: Yes. You'd think that packing up my stuff, taking our child, burning the house down and leaving, then dating his arch nemesis would get the point across but here we are! Stuck with this brat who can't take his nose out of things that aren't his!
Police officer: I'm sorry?
Lestat: Mon cher!! I'm sorry I put your book under the desk to keep it balanced okay?!?! *turning to the police officer* I'm his husband.













