Left side strong side, both an offensive strategy of a football team as well as my boobs. That’s right, in the National Feeding League of my chesticles, my body’s strategy is to flood my left mammary with an over abundance of milk making me both lopsided visually as well as unbalanced physically. Breastfeeding has clearly identified my left breast as the favorite child of the body part family and isn’t shy about showing it. Nursing on my side, sitting, upside down, you name it, it doesn’t matter, the body and baby are conspiring against each other to anoint the left as the leading party. I’m going to have to decorate the right boob with a tassel soon just so that it feels attractive and desirable. I wouldn’t want it getting a complex or anything! #boobytasselbound #probablyachokinghazzard #leftsidestrongside #rightsidesmallside (at London, United Kingdom)
