#bonjamin's quest

I have a magical ability to to get invested in a book’s political plotline and not realize It’s a romance until too late. first time making this mistake with an audiobook and I tell you the difference between reading an out of place cheesy line versus having it said in your own human ear. astronomical. I’m trying to follow their plan to infiltrate a fascist rally and suddenly it’s something out of the 3rd page of AO3 results. why are we talking about someone’s ass. how did we get here. mom pick me up I’m scared

I HATE today’s Disney headlines bcs the moment I saw that twink in the trailers I knew I HAD to see this stupid gay heist movie.

I hate the words I’m about to type but my brother keeps trying to twittersplain tumblr to me and I’m boutta white boy punch through some drywall

Hey how bad are my psychical anxiety symptoms that I got food poisoning and didn’t notice for a full day

So how are we all feeling after getting 4 hours of sleep after destielputingate