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Bones: I want to ask you another favor. Booth: Oh jeez, another favor. Bones: I wonder if you wouldn’t mind taking a look at this. (slides the file over to him.) Booth: The file on your parents? Yeah, okay. Bones: Do you want to think about it? It’s a pretty big favor. Booth: You’d do it for me. Bones: Yeah, I would. Booth: I’m proud you asked, Temperance.

Booth: Well then you better get on that. Next time, you know, you miss me, pick up the phone, call me, we’ll do lunch or something.  Bones: I do not miss you! Booth: Yeah you miss me. C’mon. Bones: I do not miss you!  Booth: Say it. (A security guard walks in)  Guard: Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth, you have a visitor. (he leaves)  Booth: You miss me.  Bones: No I don’t. (she walks out) Booth: You miss me. You miss me.

Ortez: What, are you crazy? This is my neighborhood. Booth: You put a hit out on my partner? Ortez: She's not FBI.  Booth: I never said anything about FBI. She’s my partner, see, and if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won’t think twice. Come here, look at my eyes. Look at my face, if anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me. What nobody sees, nobody knows. You’ve got nothing to prove. You understand? You understand? 

Booth: Sweet. Bones: Sweet? Booth: Ah, he has Batman number 127 featuring The Hammer of the Thor. This is worth about three hundred bucks.  Bones: Booth, are you a nerd?  Booth: First of all, you mean geek, and no, I’m not, okay? It’s quite normal for an American male to read comic books.

Booth: What are those little tiny lights dancing on the ceiling?  Dr. Goodman: For the third time, those are minute firings of neurons on your optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti-fungal cocktail.  Booth: Wow, whoa. They’re beautiful. Dr. Goodman: (laughs) You are stoned, Agent Booth. 

Bones: I'm not going to Washington State. Booth: Again, just because you say in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me. 

DHS Officer: Most people in this situation, what they do, is sweat.  Bones: Guatemala. Genocide. How are you scary after that?