#bones hc

They’re very special to me omg! Also I’m assuming you mean in a romantic sense.

Zack and Hodgins feel platonic romantic and queer platonic all at once to me like earlier seasons they’re best friends but they kind of want each other and s3 and on ward they’re queer platonic

I think Zack started questioning his sexuality after having sex with Naomi and just feeling nothing and he was talking to Hodgins about it and Hodgins was like “…well we could conduct an experiment, in the interest of scientific/personal discovery of course!” And Zack was like “..what??” and Hodgins was like “We should hook up.” And Zack agreed and that’s how he figured out he’s gay

That time in The Fall Out Shelter where they cram into the decontamination shower was an awakening for both of them

I’ve talked about this before but I think Hodgins helped Zack pay for his transition (specifically top surgery) and was a big support for him

Hodgins thinks Zack is the funniest person on the planet, and Zack can usually calm him down when he’s mad by making him laugh

Zack is at his bitchiest and brattiest with Hodgins and Hodgins loves it

Zack refuses to call Hodgins Jack

Zack makes Hodgins watch firefly with him and Hodgins complains about it to fuck with him

They have like a thousand inside jokes that no one else understands- they even started to create their own secret language before Zack left for Iraq

Hodgins helped Zack edit his dissertation

Hodgins makes Zack watch rom-coms, chick flicks, and reality television with him- Zack asks questions and talks over it the entire time (he did like legally blonde)

Zack is secretly really into musical theatre (a byproduct of his vocal training) and Hodgins catches him listening to it and never lets him hear the end of it

Hodgins and Zack share chores but Hodgins continuously comes up with ways to make Zack do his chores

After Zack gets back he struggles with flashbacks and nightmares due to his experiences in Iraq, and he doesn’t sleep much- Hodgins tries to help by keeping him company and doing experiments with him when he isn’t too tired or with Angela

Hodgins figured out that Zack was Gormogon’s assistant earlier in 3x15 and didn’t tell anyone

Hodgins blames himself for Zack being brainwashed by gormogon and for the explosion for the rest of his life

Hodgins is fond of ruffling Zack’s hair and kissing his forehead

Zack would tell Hodgins everything before leaving and he becomes more distant/closed off after he gets back- Hodgins can still tell when something is wrong but Zack will rarely open up about it

They have a shared playlist, it’s monstrous

He’s REALLY into horror (particularly movies), it’s his longest running special interest

Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates was his queer awakening

Speaking of which he’s omnisexual

He’s also kind vaguely gender fucky, like he’s a guy but he’s very loosely tethered to gender in a binary sense

After the Avatar incident he has monthly movie nights with Sweets and Hodgins

He is a big sensory seeker in both a tactile and auditory sense

He enjoys doing makeup but started by trying to teach himself horror makeup (he’s probably tried drag)

He’s a realistic skeleton for Halloween, and it successfully freaks some people out

He gets along really well with Zack and they end up spending time together after work, one time they end up watching the psycho franchise together and Zack spends the entire time in turmoil (because he relates to Norman Bates) and Fisher spends the entire time talking about how hot Anthony Perkins is (self indulgent one)

I like to think even though it’s wildly unrealistic and completely self indulgent that Fisher met Zack in the psych ward and didn’t put together who he was until they became friends

He has the longest playlists you’ve ever seen in your life

He listens to music almost exclusively at full volume, it doesn’t matter that he has headphones in you will be hearing it

He has multiple piercings including his lip piercing

He was that one kid in highschool that spent every class stoned out of his mind and/or sleeping and got straight As with all AP classes and got a full ride to an Ivy League school- and everyone couldn’t believe it

He has a younger sister and he paints her nails when they see each other

He has many sketchbooks and journals filled with doodles, sketches, and writing (usually terrible poetry)

He is running on pure adrenaline and caffeine the majority of the time

He also drinks the most godawful disgusting energy drinks you’ve ever seen

He starts getting monthly calls from Cam checking up on him after he gets back from the psych ward

He very rarely forms lasting romantic relationships and favors one time hook ups

He has a crush on Sweets (he literally wants him so bad)

Brennan- maybe Queer History or McCarthyism? For the anthropological intrigue? Tbh none of them fit her

Sweets- The Loeb/Leopold case

Zack- Musical Theater/ Spies Are Forever (self indulgent but soo real to me)

Hodgins- McCarthyism

Vincent Nigel Murray- Dead Boy Detectives

Fisher- Horror/horror movies and also he would be a complete IWTV freak

In this series I’m gonna just be dumping a bunch of my hcs surrounding different relationships and characters in Bones, because I’m insane and need to get my thoughts out somehow!

I will very happily take requests on ships/characters!! My ask box is always open!

This was inspired by a conversation with @sourcandyceo so ty!

Hcs below the break!

i think Ransom’s an ass man. there, i said it. i think he thinks about doing the absolute filthiest things to your asshole all the time. He fuckin’ daydreams about plugs to buy you—he wants one for every mood, and with him, that’s a hell of a lot of plugs.

…fuck…?

well nonnie, the good news is that i’m officially adding this to my fic roster. i’m gonna write this fic, it’s happening.

but in the meantime, here’s a headcanon

god fucking damn—

are y’all trying to hurt me

he’s shocked, but then… into it. like it slips out completely unintentionally, probably while he’s making you cum. You’re soaking his face and crying and just—“Fuck, daddy!”

And then when you can think again, you notice he’s staring at you from between your legs, and you blush. “W-what?”

He just looks at you. “Daddy?”

“I-I didn’t—I mean—” Your words die in your throat when he licks another wet stripe up your still trembling cunt.