Buck: I kissed Tommy. Eddie: …Tommy. Buck: Well, he kissed me! Not that I didn’t kiss him back, but the point still stands. Eddie: Tommy with the helicopter? That Tommy? Buck, groaning: Yes, Eddie! That Tommy! Eddie: Huh. I can’t blame him. I’ve been wanting to do that for years myself. Buck, blinking aggressively: What. Eddie: How do you feel about having two boyfriends? Tommy, out of nowhere: Yeah, what do say, Evan? Buck: I think, I think I’m gonna pass out.
















