#bolsheviktor

OKAY THAT IS ALL THE ENCOURAGEMENT I NEED. *manly thumbs up*

ang3lsh1 said: Clearly the only reasonable answer to that is to WRITE, WRITE, WRITE 8’D

I just need the ideas to come first, ugh. I was totally planning on writing the legendary nine day heat featuring 95% filth and 5% funny, but then I opened up a Word doc and my brain was like “LOL NOPE I’M TIRED OF WRITING PORN” and that was that. Now I just want to write something happy and fluffy and ridiculous because college is making me want to avoid any actual responsibilities, oops.

bolsheviktor said: listen that would be the best thing ever, could you imagine how mad lil alpha yuri would be at Victor for crashing his date

Victor being a terrible driver is probably the best headcanon I've ever read because there's no way it's not true. he's probably even terrible by Russian standards, and it makes me wonder how long the pink Cadillac survived

radialarch replied to your post “whenever i think about victor nikiforov driving around in his $8...”

someone should tell yuuri that his hand near or ON victor's dick does not AT ALL improve victor's driving skills

And I look forward to avoiding all my college deadlines by writing fanfiction instead, ahaha. *thumbs up*

calicopocket said: ALL OF THE ABOVE! :O

I’ll do my best!

allthethings07 said: I love you, you joy-maker

And I love you, lovely person. <3

bolsheviktor said: lmao was the nine day heat what lead to yuuri getting pregnant?? that would be SO funny though I don’t think I’ve ever seen long heats explored before and I would love that plus ‘yuuri accidentally incapacitating Victor with sex’ is such a good concept

It actually wasn’t, which led to a lot of confusion and many “why the hell are you not knocked up yet?” comments to Yuuri. Now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen long heats explored either before. THIS TOPIC IS CLEARLY IN NEED OF MORE FIC. Like how Victor is pretty much unconscious by the end of it and Yuuri is on the verge of panic because the heat was amazing but he totally didn’t mean to almost kill Victor with sex so he’s like should I call someone??? and trying to decide between emergency services and his mom, but then he realises how incredibly embarrassing that would be because he and Victor are, um, still kind of stuck to each other, and it’s not like he can use his phone to consult google-sensei either because lol iPhone batteries barely last 9 hours without needing a new charge never mind NINE WHOLE DAYS.

Now he has Otabek to share the trauma and the embarrassment! That ought to make it less painful in theory, but the reality ends up being somewhat different. Yurio also curses himself for giving in to morbid curiosity late at night by checking to see if omega on omega action is even a thing (it most certainly is, google tells him, and then he has to go and stand under a waterfall until he’s sane again after he finds out just what the most popular link leads to). 

bolsheviktor said: Also yuuri is?? Such a slut when he drinks? Oh my god? Victor don’t encourage this omg

It’s even worse with the legendary nine day heat because it comes early so they actually have an excuse for being completely unprepared this time. Victor has just enough sense left to take Makkachin to Yakov and he also vaguely remembers to bring back supplies from the supermarket only his brain is totally fried by this point and he comes home with random crap like a pineapple, some pantyhose and a tub of spackle (HE’S A GOOD ALPHA REALLY WHEN HE’S NOT BEING DRIVEN INSANE BY RUT). Then they get back from hospital and Yuuri is like “what even is all this???” and Victor is like “I TRIED OKAY” 

bolsheviktor said: The Nokia phone would also definitely be a thing, yuuri would have to lock up their smartphones just to take the temptation away from victor tbh. But I could see yuuri not knowing what the fuck to do and he just calls Russian emergency services because he decides that calling anyone else, be it his mom, yakov, or yuri, would be way too embarrassing, but then everyone thinks Victor is dying as a result of this lmao

Poor Yurio too! It’s like his suffering never ends whenever I write anything with him in it, ahaha. Speaking of which, fic has now reached almost 3000 words and is still nowhere near complete. SOMEBODY STOP ME.

nopenotara said: IF COURSE THERE’S AN APP TO TRACK HEATS. AND OF COURSE VICTOR WIULD USE IT. (Also you’re making me nervous about turning 30 this year)

I certainly did write for Shaman King, and now I feel really old because this is going back like nearly 15 years, good grief. How on earth do people remember me from this long ago?! Anyway, good to see you again in a shiny new fandom~ <3

bolsheviktor said: OOOOH I LOVE THIS but oh my god poor otabek, yuri really WOULD talk about yuuri all the time