After a hard week working I decided to buy a bag of cat food for my cat - OBVS!! While in the queue, a woman behind asked if I had a cat. Why else would I be buying cat food right ? So being good with banter I told her "No, I don't have a cat, I'm starting my cat Food Diet again" and that I probably really shouldn't because the last time, I had ended up in hospital, in intensive care with IV's in both arms and tubes coming out of most orifices. But I had lost 3 stone in 4 Weeks! I told her that it was essentially the perfect diet and all you have to do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry cat food and simply eat one or two every time you feel peckish, I get the 'Complete' food as it is nutritionally balanced, so it works really well, and I decided I would give it another go. (I have to mention here practically everyone in the queue was now enthralled with my story) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care because the cat food poisoned me. I told her "No, I stepped off a curb to torment a Cocker Spaniel and a lorry hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I stole it from another page! Now go make someone else laugh and have a fantastic weekend folks 👌 #businesslife #digitalmarketing modernmethodsofconstruction #bobbybarrconsulting #bobbybarrmodular #offsitemodularmmc #offsiteconstruction https://www.instagram.com/p/B7f1rawlgt_/?igshid=tz23ybg5p34d
