#bmrcz

mitchero shippers look out B)

this is 100% the things these two are up to no joke

//another version is here

it’s noteworthy that the boy u see in the middle is actually a cute precious cinnamon roll and the idol group he’s from has a member whose stage name is Xero and he is known as being too much cool + the lady killer ha

oh and he’s also a rapper + main dancer hahaaahaa

helloloo,, speaking right up + sayin this has to do with ZERO of bmrcz so u already know you’re in for ris q ue friend

( like no joke srs,,, watch this when u r 10000% sure no one will watch over your shoulder but lemme tell you it’s highkey amazing )

well ofc it’s a song by  p ! n k  so I went ahead and found other male versions of a handful of her songs :^)

Just Like Fire ( bonus: headphones lma O... i just noticed haha )

Just Give Me A Reason 

Fuckin’ Perfect

the place where I found this from on tumblr labeled it “tragic beauty”

– 

 Mitchel: Hello guys, this is Mitchel here with a special video for you all.  [bold caption edited to blink at bottom of screen: #MITCHEL’S GENERIC VIDEO OPENINGS)  //Peeps sitting next to mitchel and waving at the camera. 

: Alright but for real, some of you might be aware that today is World Sexual Health day, and- 

: -Someone had a BRILLIANT suggestion! //literal :D face with double thumbs up 

: Wilfred Cthulhu suggested we recreate real sex positions but with a twist-

//camera edit and proof everybody is in a white collared shirt and black tie + suspenders

: threesomes.

: I can already sense how incredibly contortionist 90% of these will be

: Oo but I feel really spiffy in this

: All the spiff

: okay we look A+ but I hope no one rips their pants.

: I’m probably going to rip my pants

: Guys no you’re not supposed to say that I have to edit in a disclaimer now

—//cut screen (that’s probably not what it’s called ahaha sorry I didn’t learn film) //WARNING: PANTS DISCRETION IS ADVISED.  //beep

: And RNGesus says…

: Ahahaha hahaha Mitchel you’re bottom

: What? I’m number t- … oh  //mitchel: #2 //random.org generator: 2 

—//cue cut screens with name of position 

[[RNG picks who goes where for each time around. (oh, bananas are provided) throughout the ordeal some possible comments/commentary can be:]]

: uMH

//uncontrollable laughing

: How is this comfortable for anybody is my question?

: Holy hell what have you been eating, rocks?? My chest is getting crushed

: hELP IM NOT THAT FLEXIBLE

: You… //laughing// you guys look like you’re trying to play twister with one color

: just get over… yeah okay that too

: NO ONE LEAVES UNSATISFIED-

: aHAHAHHAHAHAH you’re just. freaking sitting there with your arms behind your head as your lowly servants just give you a b j

: this is the human fucking centipede

: hey this isn’t bad, it’s just like getting hugged by two people simultaneously!

: my legs were NOT supposed to go in this direction

: there’s not enough space omf-

: no I’m not gonna let that happen

: I must have leveled up somewhere along the way I’m probably at like level 3 now right. right. you scrubs

//winking into camera and licking lips

: eAT THE BANANA. EAT IT.

: I can’t believe you broke the tip WHAT ARE YOU BANANA PEELING SKILLS.

: OH I was so confused like you were nowhere near where you were supposed to be

: Okay, so, while I’m being a triangle, I’m also trying to fly with my neck. that is obviously what is being illustrated by these stick figures

: So are you guys going to give me a back message while you’re up there or- oh yeah that’s nice

: I wanted to be the little spoon

: //laughs as trying to eat banana and ends up moderately choking

: COME ON, YOU /KNOW/ HOW TO DO THIS!

: awww you’re so cute

: why am /I/ always getting double penetrated??

: I give absolutely 100% permission for ____ to sit on my face

: Hang on guys I need to stretch beforehand

: Can you pass me an oxygen tank this is far too deep for one to go unaided

: Wow your chest is surprisingly firm have you been working out or something

: I could sit here all day wow

: I look like a STAR

: this just makes me into a koala bear I’m just getting carried by you guys 

//hip wiggles

: Do I look good?

: okay ____ likes eating the booty I vote he does that one

: Why are we still in this position oml

: Okay I’m going to make everybody’s dream come true and be in the middle

: Oh yeah, get down there ya spongecakes

: I am not ready- and that is literally a third leg growing out of there I swear

: oH, THAT’S WHAT THAT’S DOING??/ 

: I got a REALLY long neck guys

: oh my god this is so wrong 

: wow um that stick figure definitely has a dick

: Hello monsieur, can I ask if you would kindly take your knee out of my back

: To be fair I did eat pineapple today.