#blushsuede

CHAKRAS. Firstly: gorl, what? Also: are they gluten-free? Answers: I understand. Also: not when paired with open-toe sandals. (Just not blush suede. Hashtag forever unforgivable.) Join us, won’t you, as we begin an investigative report into understanding your chakras. Because if you are going to culturally appropriate energy meridiens, it’s best to talk the walk and balk the caulk if you’re going to get ahead of a trend before Gwynnie. . #chakras #knowyourchakras #glutenfree #culturalappropriation #ontrend #blushsuede #neverontrend #foreverunforgivable #omshanti #namaste #onetrendahead #neverlookingback #mostsmartest #gwynnie #leftbehind #pillarofsalt #gorl

You simply cannot incorporate just any sandal into your cruise and resort looks. A Marni sandal for a mere $790 on Goopster? What are we, poor? Listen. Your most basic sandal has to be the Python leather flat sandal from Tom Ford for $990. A gorl and her snake, it’s what God intended. And your friends will seethe in jealousy as you stand and model on the yacht making its way to Montenegro. Be sure to have its sister sandal ready for the mainland—a bargain at $1390. I know Gwynnie has sandals for sale (we won’t tell!) on her site, but honestly no one wears blush suede in Montenegro without everyone pointing and laughing. And you don’t want to be a laughingstock in Montenegro. . #cruisewear #resortwear #poorwear #basicsandals #gorl #python #biblical #seething #montenegro #gwynnie #goopster #onsale #blushsuede #laughingstock #imeanreally