#bluragaurd

im gods strongest soldier (i went to 7pm class that doesnt grade attendance)

Trying to find buttons in my car at night like a man frantically searching for the clit

I hate when the weather cant decide. How is it temperate, windy AND a few raindrops??? I feel like theres rules. Like im too hot when i wear a hoodie but the raindrops mean i HAVE to wear a hoodie. I cant handle this pressure

Everyone said the owala color combos were ugly and now they're only releasing monochromatic color schemes. I think its nice when people were swapping lids. People had an anonymous lid-match that connected them

Asking someones name in your hybrid class is the academic equivalent to asking if someone if theyre your date off a dating app

Men stopped making good music when they stopped yearning