#bluepigs

drew a new pfp for my alt @bluechickenfarm

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i love you shane my big ol asshole husband <<33

The amount of times I've had other Stardew Valley selfshippers come to me like, "but what about [character name]? They're so much better because xyz.." is kind of astonishing. It's disrespectful - at least to me, to come up to someone and claim that their f/o is the "wrong choice" or what have you. I've tried to explain to them why I love Shane, but then they start attacking his character and it's just so tiring dear LORD. I know they don't have bad intentions but it just gets on my nerves so I just end up ignoring them for my own peace at mind.

I'm glad that you love Harvey because he's nerdy, or Penny because she's a sweetheart, or Sebastian because he has a pet frog, but none of that is for me. I love Shane, and nothing is going to change that.

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i’m gonna be so fucking broke next month but i don’t care LOOK AT HIM IN THAT SUIT ugh he looks SO CUTE

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₊˚⊹ᰔ Cheek Kiss !!

Nonsharing !! Doubles DNI !!

Shane x Toby

[ canon x self insert ] [ bachelor x farmer ] [ friends to something ?? idfk ] [ mlm / mlnb ] [ human x monster ] [ grump x sunshine ]

Word Count : 913

Prompts List !!

Notes : I didn't know how to end this. I think that's really obvious this time around.

Spring was always one of Toby's favourite seasons, with how it finally brings back warmer weather without being too overwhelming. Since he first moved to Pelican Town last year, he learned the hard way to utilize the warm weather as much as possible, lest he'd be stuck outside in the unbearable heat all summer with barely a dime to his name or have dead crops all winter just barely getting by.

₊˚⊹ᰔ Admiration !!

Nonsharing !! Doubles DNI !!

Shane x Toby

[ canon x self insert ] [ bachelor x farmer ] [ established relationship ] [ mlm / mlnb ] [ human x monster ] [ grump x sunshine ]

Prompts List !!

I used the letter I received from @pigeonpostoffice as inspiration for what to draw since I couldn't think of anything else. For more context, the letter is here <3

Where're you guys going? Who's paying? What're you getting?

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i feel like shane would like 5 guys. or mandarin. very high class restaurants [sarcasm] , but most actual "fancy" restaurants have food that i wouldn't eat even if i had 6 figures. mandarin's just my favourite all-you-can-eat buffet and 5 guys has really good milkshakes. we are very simple men with very simple desires.

Nonsharing Selfship !! Doubles DNI !!

All links go to the Stardew Valley Wikipedia for additional context.

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Identity !!

he/him, neutral with they/them but is very uncomfortable with she/her and other pronouns.

Pansexual/romantic, allosexual, demiromantic. No strong preference towards presentation types [feminine, masculine, androgynous]

Cisgender, although I generally don't mind seeing him as other things from time to time. I don't think he'd be isogender, but being intersex or transgender seems more plausible in my mind.

Unsure of what his race or ethnicity is since there isn't a whole lot of established information about Stardew Valley's geography, but I imagine he's Native although not very knowledgeable about his roots.

Fully human.

Atheist. This is canon but I still thought I'd add it here. [ Events - Feast of the Winter Star & After Marriage - High Hearts ]

Doesn't really like using a lot of labels for himself, but tries to learn more about labels other people use, especially the ones used by those closest to him. He's really bad at remembering pride flags though and gets them mixed up a lot, but he's trying.

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Relationships !!

No contact with his parents, hasn't been in contact with or so much as seen either of them since he moved out after high school.

Jas has a room in our house for when she wants to stay over, but it was decided by her before the wedding that she wanted to primarily live with Marnie so she wouldn't get lonely being all by herself all the time.

Shane still helps Marnie out at her ranch, mostly just cutting firewood and helping take care of the chickens from time to time.

Pretty neutral with everyone else in the village. He doesn't go out of his way to talk to people, but he also doesn't have any reason to not really like anyone either.

Decent friends with Gus and Emily, seeing as he's seen them daily for years.

Tolerates Pam. He doesn't like how she treats Penny and has tried to convince her to go sober since he's sobered up, but she doesn't listen. [ Kinda fitting in with his quotes after you build Pam a house. Regular - Built Pam's House & Built Pam's House, Anonymous ]

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Skills !!

He's pretty good at cooking when he has the motivation and likes to experiment in the kitchen a lot. When he was living with Marnie, he was the one that cooked most nights, primarily on the weekends. After marriage, he's the one that cooks the most.

He likes to carve wooden figurines, primarily making little chickens. He's not the best at it, but he doesn't mind.

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Likes & Dislikes !!

He LOVES spicy food.

Likes alternative music, particularly numetal. He also likes jazz although doesn't listen to it very often.

Really enjoys roguelike video games.

Doesn't like pickles and sour foods. Also not the biggest fan of candy, especially candy fruits and those adjacent. [ Pickles are canon, but I still thought I'd mention. ]

Uncanny valley really freaks him out and makes him on-edge.

Doesn't like slimy or sticky things.

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Health !!

Before the six heart event and some time afterwards, he struggled to take care of himself as it took a lot of energy out of him and he didn't see much of a point. This resulted in him more often than not rewearing dirty clothes, not showering for several days, and not brushing his teeth. After starting therapy, all of this gradually improves until he develops more healthier habits.

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Growing Up !!

Raised in the Stardew Valley equivalent of a Christian household.

Parents were very strict and held Shane to a very high standard all throughout his life, putting constant stress on him to the point where he was constantly feeling neglected and eventually sneaking out of the house to go to parties and meet with friends. [ Regular - +8 Hearts ]

Played gridball all throughout school, both for school sports and extra stuff outside of school. It became primarily for school once he started high school as he wasn't able to find a team for his age group in his town.

Would stay over at Marnie's ranch for a month during the summers from ten and older as a cheaper alternative to summer camp. This is how he found his love of chickens.

He lost motivation to continue playing gridball and thus never tried to get into playing it professionally, which made his parents upset. This resulted in him moving out soon after high school to escape the toxicity.

After high school, he and a close friend of his moved in together almost immediately. They lived together for a few years until another friend of Shane's, Jas's mother passed away. Her father was out of the picture, so Shane took her in as a baby. He and his friend didn't have the space for a kid, so Shane moved in with Marnie.

His mental health took a dive after taking Jas into his care, but he kept himself going because he wanted to be there for her.

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Love Languages !!

Loves to poke fun and tease people he's closest to in a very gentle way.

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Misc !!

Very deep sleeper, so much so that he could probably sleep through an air siren.

HATES deep bodies of water. It makes him feel panicked and nauseous, but he says it's worth it whenever he goes to Ginger Island. As long as he can sit inside somewhere while on the water he'll be fine.