#bluemondys

     “You got anyone to eat around here?” She didn’t bother looking up to see who she addressed, more concerned with cleaning out the grime beneath a fingernail. “Or anything? I’m fuckin’ starving.” Blood, junk food—honestly, Nancy could go for either. Or both.

‘No’ was echoing in her head louder than ever before, but that had never stopped her. Maybe it was the drinks, or maybe she’d wanted to do this the whole time - fuck if she knew. And in that moment she didn’t care. The witch pushed herself to her tip-toes and planted a kiss on the vampire’s lips.

thank you all sweet sweet angels!!!! you guys are all great ily

“…I’m kinda afraid to ask, but you can’t just throw that out there and not explain it. What the fuck happened last time? Details!”

          ‘ that’s not secretly an eight hundred dollar jacket, is it? i’ll feel really bad then. ‘

           glancing down at her phone, she groaned when she saw the screen name reading bambi. most of her girls could handle themselves just fine, but in some cases, the minute anything went wrong they would run straight to her with their tails tucked between their legs. ‘ ...god. have they stopped teaching girls how to problem solve for themselves? i can’t take a single night off anymore. ‘

          “ Would  you  believe  me  if  I  said  he  tripped,  fell  and  broke  his  own  neck? ”      hazel  orbs  bounce  between  the  two  men  then  she  steps  over  the  dead  one  while  fingers  carefully  fix  her  clothes.     “ He  was  being  an  asshole.  No  manners  at  all.  ”