The Mathematician
me: Aww that's the second sweetest thing I've heard today
Michael: S'fucked up.
me: Yours may top that though
Michael: Both of em are at best middle of the road sweet, but I haven't really heard anything much sweeter today, aside from that song the universe plays when you get in the car and go somewhere.
me: That's middle of the road sweet to you? I'll take it
Two middles is a full road
Michael: Unless you're that one mathematician.
The one who was all about going halfway someplace.
me: I don't think he ever made it there, did he?
Sad story
Michael: That's so true.
me: I'm sure he had quite an adventure though
Painstakingly blue-balling it the entire time
Michael: That got a smile.
But man what I wouldn't give for a Nutrageous.















