#blue players

So my good friend @solemnly-mystifying decided to play EDH, me with my U/B zombies, him with Kydele and Tymna....And I killed his Consecrated Sphinx and then stole it from his graveyard..and He plays a lot of card draw...then he cloned it...And suddenly the game became just drawing cards....And he had a creature that caused me to lose life everytime he drew a card....and I had Jace’s Erasure out so he had to mill when I drew...AND I LOST CAUSE HE USED A CYCLONIC RIFT AND I HAD ONE IN MY HAND AND WAS GONNA USE IT, BUT UUUUGH I DIDN’T HAVE THE MANA FOR IT AND IT WAS SUCH A HARD LOSS..I had so many buffed up zombies too...I should have just attacked, but no I had to be all Blue and wanna battle it out by card drawing..... But most of the game was just this: “Draw step, I draw an additional card from Dictate of Kruphix.” “I lose two life, and draw two from the Sphinx, decline the other trigger from the additional draw.You mill from Jace’s Erasure.” “I draw two.” “I lose two and decline to draw two. I use Gisa and Geralf to cast this zombie, trigger Secrets of the Dead, I draw a card, you mill from Jace’s Erasure.” “I decline to draw from the Sphinxes.”

mirror their manerisms. control players absolutely come unglued if you start your turn by muttering "untap. upkeep. draw..." and then peak at your facedown hand before drawing. when they cast something "response." then go through your hand and quickly shuffle each card before "that resolves". this is 10000x more unnerving for them if you're piloting rdw or green stompy.

Found on Facebook - sadly not mine. If anyone knows the source, please let me know