I’ve come to make an announcement! Shadow the Hedgehog’s a Bitch Ass Motherfucker; he pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his hedgehog fuckin quill-y dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife- and he said his dick was THIS BIG- and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com
Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller- and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like-
PFFFFFT!
That’s right babey- all points- no quills- no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get- my SUPER LAZER PISS!
Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama?! I pissed on the moon
YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the piss dRRRop-a-lets hit the fucking earth!
Now get out of my sight! Before-I-piss-on-you-too!













