#blue lennox

I’ve come to make an announcement! Shadow the Hedgehog’s a Bitch Ass Motherfucker; he pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right. He took his hedgehog fuckin quill-y dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife- and he said his dick was THIS BIG- and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com

Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut except way smaller- and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like-

PFFFFFT!

That’s right babey- all points- no quills- no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

He fucked my wife so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get- my SUPER LAZER PISS!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama?! I pissed on the moon

YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss dRRRop-a-lets hit the fucking earth!

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Hear me out, hear me out!

Penny, Blue and Hayley’s mangentment seem to be very much like Cecil’s.

Their interns also seem to end up dead, and they don’t care. Even seem to set up an Interns death (their hot topic ep) Cecil nonchalantly will mention an interns death, not really caring

Do I have anything else? No. Does this make sense? Not at all

Go! Child - Umami

Go! Child is a band consisting of the incredible duo of @snapscube and @chongoblog. I love all of the content they make, so here's a song from their latest album Coffee and Ramen featuring additional vocals by @bluespacequeen.

(I love how they're all like a million times more popular than I am but I'm talking about them as if I have any relevance with my three followers lol)

You’re never going to get them to listen to you. Because they don’t want to listen. This is a bummer, plain and simple.

“They’ll help me, they will. They’re not going to just let’s us take over their minds and siphon their money, they’ll resist!”

They won’t. Because this world is bad enough. People like Father ensured that. The March of industry and capital has two ends. Make a better life for those in the highest heights, living in the lap of luxury, better indulgences and needless comforts.

The other end is exploiting and destroying the people and this planet to make them aspire to buy those luxuries. To makes life so terrible, and then show them what life could be.

Deny silt to them by function, and offer it to them on credit.

They can either buy their happiness with money, or the souls of their fellow man!

Burn your rent, or burn your neighbor. Heh, that’s it.

So, they’re never going to listen to your thin plea for help, because it doesn’t make them laugh, it doesn’t make them feel good. And don’t you want to make them feel good?

“You’re a monster.”