I should probably explain the Blue Flute™
So back in seventh grade I had a blue flute because my parents were cheap but I could make a pretty good sound on it.
So one day I was facing off against a percussionist on who could play a more iconic riff, and when it was my turn another percussionist kept banging the cymbals at a stupidly loud volume, so I snapped, shouted at him to shut up and respect other instruments, and in the process I also pointed my blue flute at him like a wand or sword. My wacky band director saw it as a wizard duel and from then on I became known as the "Sorceress"
It was great.













