#blossxter

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator - taken from here.

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Blossom: You got a date yet Dexter? Dexter: No… Blossom: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Blossom: Did it hurt when you fell- Dexter: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Blossom: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Dexter: … Blossom: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Blossom: You have to apologize to them Dexter. Dexter: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Dexter: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Blossom: I wrote you a poem. Dexter, already crying: You did?

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Dexter: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Blossom: Peonies, why? Dexter: Blossom: Were you going to get me flowers? Dexter: Blossom: Dexter: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Dexter: seductively takes off glasses Dexter: Wow… Blossom: blushes Haha… what? Dexter: You're really fucking blurry.

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Dexter: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Blossom: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Dexter: That one. I want that one.

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Dexter: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Blossom: Marry me.

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Blossom: We’re getting married, bitches! Dexter: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Blossom: I would never say that dexter is a bitch and I don’t don’t like him. That’s not true...dexter is a bitch and I like him so much!

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Blossom: I’m in love with you. Dexter: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Blossom: I know. Dexter: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Dexter: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Blossom: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way? Dexter: I don't know, surprise me!

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Blossom: Stop doing that. Dexter: Stop doing what? Blossom: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Dexter: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Blossom: You always act stupid. Blossom: Blossom: Wait…

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Blossom is crying after a breakup Dexter: There there, Blossom. Blossom, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Dexter: Great question—

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Blossom: The stars are so beautiful… Dexter: They're just giant balls of gas. Blossom: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Dexter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Blossom: Oh…

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Blossom: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Dexter: AS ENEMIES?! Blossom:

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Dexter, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Blossom, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Blossom: angrily presses Dexter against a wall WHERE'S THE MONEY?! Dexter: … Dexter: Are we about to kiss-

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Blossom: Babe, you're so funny! Dexter: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Blossom: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

(This one was so random??? 😭)

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Blossom: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Dexter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Blossom: Stop.

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Dexter: Blossom and I are no longer friends. Blossom: DEXTER THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

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Dexter: I owe you one. Blossom: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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