#blorbius

don't worry anon, about 10 minutes into The Morbius Segment, after they admitted to their nefarious plot, i began asking "so can we finish blade now? can we finish blade, though?" in an effort to pester them into putting on the rest of the movie, which i have since learned is actually Blade (1998) and @hollis-exe just named the file the wrong year, despite being so fucking committed to maintaining Blade's exact run time that they spliced in several seconds of darkness and a wind blowing sound effect to make a seamless transition into The Morbius Segment without cutting down the length.

unfortunately hollis is immune to pestering & relented only to showing me 'the sex scene' (matt smith dancing around) at which point i left the stream. "you should have just rickrolled me," i told them at one point. i was eventually convinced to return to the stream, because i am very gullible and wanted to watch the rest of Blade so so badly.

naturally, they rickrolled me.