Jun 12, 2021
VATICAN RELEASES A NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT „LORD‘S PRAYER:
Our Father or mother or non specific gender,
who art in heaven, zion, nirvana, valhalla, moksha,
hallowed be thy username, handle, avatar;
thy kingdom come, or go if you wish – it’s non contractual;
thy will be done, but not binding,
on earth as it is in heaven, zion, nirvana, valhalla, moksha.
Give us this day, our daily gluten free bread/rice cake;
and forgive us our credit rating
as we forgive banking institutions who trespassed against us;
and lead us not into the property market again,
but deliver us from the mainstream media.
Amen.
