When You Decide to Start a Blog With Zero Experience 😂📝
[Character] 👤 Me (vague blogger) 🧠 Brain (always dramatic) 📱 Phone (annoyingly smart) 💻 Laptop (annoyingly old technology) 👻 Internet (chaotic guide) 👤 Me: I think I want to start a blog. 🧐 🧠 Brain: Excuse me?? You can't even finish your to-do list. Do you want to start a blog? 👤 Me: Calm down. I have some ideas. Like… I love coffee. ☕ I could be a coffee philosopher™. 📱 Phone: Cool. Another blog that starts with "Hi guys, I don't know what I'm doing but…" 😑 💻 Laptop: Been yelling since 2012, not this again. 👤 Me: Look, I googled it. It says I only have to choose one specialty. 🧠 Brain: What to choose? You don't choose what to eat without crying. 📱 Phone: And don't say "everything" is your specialty. It's not. It's a question of identity. 👻 Internet: Floating Oh. Want to start a blog? I have… – 74 “ultimate” guides – 29 productivity hacks – 42 Pinterest pins with fonts you’ll never use And an AI tool that can write it all for you. 🪄 👤 Me: Oh my god, yes, please! This sounds easier than I thought. 💻 Laptop: Freezes while downloading Lots… lots… of tabs… opening… 🧠 Brain: I’m officially overwhelmed. I remember our biggest goal being to “make grains without thinking too much.” 👤 Me: Don’t worry! I’ll just start with Blogger or Medium. 📱 Phone: Can you even write a full sentence without checking your suggestions 17 times? 👤 Me: Rude, but fair. 😅 👻 Internet: Don’t forget SEO. Use keywords. Optimize your meta. Add alt text. Find backlinks. Drink green tea. 👤 Me: Wait, does blogging sound like learning black magic? 🧠 Brain: I'm filing a formal complaint with the stress department. 💻 Laptop: I remember when you only used me for minesweeper. 📱 Phone: Your screen time is about to double. Just saying. 👤 Me: I don't care what you all say. I'm writing my first post. It's called… "How I Started Blogging With No Experience and Mild Anxiety." 👻 Internet: Iconic. 10/10. SEO Gold. Wear it on a hoodie. Moral of the story: You don't need to have everything figured out to start a blog. All you need is Wi-Fi, a little courage, and a lot of humor. 🤪
