Can Blogging Make You Rich or Just Hungry for Instant Noodles?
🧠 You: Okay… so, is blogging still a thing? Can I really make money writing random things online? 💻 Internet Guru: Exactly! Just write useful content, rank on Google, get traffic, do ads, affiliates, maybe a course and boom - make money with millionaire vibes. 💸 🧠 You: Oh wow. Does that sound easy? 💻 Internet Guru: Very easy. No hassle. Just post 30 SEO-optimized, evergreen, long-form articles with structured data, CTAs, backlinks and relevant Pinterest pins. 🧠 You: …what? 💻 Internet Guru: Also target low-competition keywords with decent search volume, build an email list, do keyword mapping, create a content funnel and avoid keyword cannibalization. 🧠 You: Cannibalization?? What kind of blog is this?? 💻 Internet Guru: Relax. It's just SEO work. Also, you'll have to endure three Google algorithm updates, an AdSense rejection, and a mysterious drop in traffic that no one can explain. 🧠 You: It feels like applying to Hogwarts. 💻 Internet Guru: Oh, and you can't quit your job for at least a year. Blogging is like a mango tree. You water it, feed it, talk to it, cry next to it - and eventually, maybe, it bears fruit for you. 🍋 🧠 You: That's a lemon. 💻 Internet Guru: Same feeling in the first 6 months. 🍋 🧠 You: So… is that realistic? 💻 Internet Guru: If you're consistent, strategic, and don't panic every time your traffic drops by 2%, then yes. Very realistic. 🧠 You: And what if I'm lazy and allergic to SEO? 💻 Internet Guru: Then… maybe start a food blog, because you're going to be eating noodles for a while. 🍜 😂 Want a version for Instagram reels, YouTube shorts, or animated comic style? Just say the words!
