#blitzstone headcanons

The where dating the whole time

Okay?

They where always dating

Uncle Rick casually did not say it but they’re dating

Maybe it’s cuz (as we all know) Magnus is an oblivious little dork and probs didn’t see it

But they’re dating

They’ve been dating since they met each other

Well, not really

They’ve been acting like bfs ever since they met each other

Hearth is always cold and Blitzen always gives him his jacket

Always

Even in the middle of freakin summer

(sorry I love Cold!Hearthstone)

It’s gotten to the point where Blitzen doesn’t even need the jacket. He just brings it cuz he knows Hearth might need it

Always

Alex and Sam know 

They’ve known ever since they met Blitz and Hearth

Always

And they don’t even need to ask them if they’re together

Cuz they know

Everyone in the whole frickin universe knows

The gods know

Annabeth knows

Frickin Percy Jackson knows

Random strangers know

Magnus still doesn’t know

He knows that Blitz and Hearth consider him as their child but he doesn’t know

He’s too oblivious

Then they say “Yo Magnus we getting married” or something like that idk

And Magnus is just like 

“Whhhhhaaaaaaaa???” And sitting there like an idiot his mouth hanging open

“Should we tell him?” Sam asks Alex.

“Nah. let him suffer,” Alex says. They giggle (okay Sam and Alex would be the best sibling friends ever. fight me)

So ye Magnus is blubbering and then finally he’s like 

“This is a joke, right?”

And then Blitzen just kisses Hearth, which makes him blush a lot

And Magnus is still sitting there rlly confused

And stuff

Now lets take the rest of the gang out of the picture for a sec

Hearth makes waffles all the time

Like 24/7

He loves waffles

Like a lot

He eats too many waffles

(”You can never have enough waffles,” he tells Blitzen when he complains.)

Blitzen thinks it’s cuz he doesn’t know how to cook (he can’t cook himself tbh)

But boy is he wrong

Their first official fancy date (meaning they didn’t just order pizza and yell at the characters in their tv show) (they probably watch like, America’s Top Model or something and Blitzen comments on their horrible fashion choice idk)

But Hearth makes dinner on their first date

It is legit the food u get at fancy restaurants and stuff

“And to think I thought u could only make waffles,” Blitzen says, stuffing his face full. Everything is delicious. Hearth blushes. 

“I like waffles,” Hearth signs. To this day he stull makes a butload of waffles and makes cookies a lot

Like he loves making cookies

Their house smells like chocolate chip cookies

All the frickin time

Magnus loves it bc he likes to stuff his face with cookies

He’s probably like me and will shove twenty cookies in his mouth

He’s like that toddler that will steal cookies off the tray as soon as they come out and shove them in his mouth before Hearth catches him

Like Hearth will turn to put another batch in after he takes a tray out and when he turns back the cookies are gone

He always blames Blitzen

And Blitzen always blames Alex

And Alex is saying that they’re all a bunch of idiots bc Magnus isn’t sneaky at all and he literally has cookies in his mouth and their in his pockets like c’mon guys he has chocolate smeared on his face

Oh ye Magnus and Alex visit a lot

Like a lot

Like all the time

Like they have their own rooms there

Both of them

(they just there for the free cookies and waffles)

Alex likes to steal Blitz and Hearth’s wifi

“It’s not stealing Alex if they give you the wifi password”

“Shut up Maggie!”

Hearth is always curling up on Blitzen and just randomly falling asleep

He’s like a cat that just will fall asleep and ur scared to move it cuz u don’t want to wake it up

He falls asleep on Blitzen and Blitzen doesn’t dare move

Alex and Magnus end up having to be his personal servants for the day

Bc he will not move. At all.

He just hugs his bf and plays with his scarf