#blimeysaidron

loosely inspired by the wonderful @voldy-morts post about studying habits because finals are here

gryffindor: Loud Ass teacher. that one chemistry teacher that lights the table on fire with manic energy. has posters on the walls unrelated to their subject (probably cats). also has highly relevant, but stupid posters. always forgets to change the date on the board. gets really excited at the beginning of the year and plans lessons for the first three months of school. gets tired and for the rest of the year pulls the the lesson plans out of their ass five minutes before class starts. possibly has a theme song. definitely has a catchphrase. the “don’t tell admin but-” teacher. in-class review is either so elaborate no one understands it or a free-for-all.

slytherin: the teacher that pretends to not be a teacher the first day of class and studies the confusion. complains about their job and the low salary and how much work they have (saksena i see u). actually loves their job and cares so so much about their students. colorcoded lesson plans months in advance. will roast you back. the tests are either crazy hard or “your grades all suck so i figured you needed some freebie points”. high standards, low expectations. probably has a leather couch in their room. filing cabinet drawer with a fedora and a feather boa “just for fun”. pop quiz!

hufflepuff: the teacher w the low quality memes in their slideshows. bakes cookies for their classes during finals week. talks about their kids too much. probably showed their classes a slideshow of pictures of their kids (aka their fish). cute handwriting. probably has a lot of interactive games to help you learn. always posts updates on assignments, due dates, and rubrics. probably dyes their hair a bright color randomly at one point. kahoot! or review games in general. get tons of thank you cards at the end of the year. tries to assign seats so friends can sit together/aid their otp/help people make new friends. gossips about their students w other faculty members.

kpop fandom is terrifying

i hahe loved maroon five (mah-ron five) for literally more than four years.

meanwhile three days and ive calculated rm’s bi and memorized it (20.6), i know jun’s mom was miss korea and his dad is a ceo of samsung’s suppliers and his brother runs a restaurant while his brother’s sister runs a salon, i know about suga’s middle school relationship, i have memorized jimin’s abs and casual shirt lift and jungkook’s abs (the rare eight pack), jhope’s excited dance, and v’s “ugly” face. u perfect u worth it. now scream. they love panda express. aND SPRITE! suga accidentally matched his hair color to album covers for a while. rm breaks things on accident (sunglasses, phone booth). jimin falls a lot. suga cried when he saw his parents. i know the dance to idol even though i cant dance myself. rm downloads adult videos (porn) and everyone watches them. rm watched all ten seasons of friends three times to learn english. there is so. much. more. but i dont wanna spam more than i have.

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