#blewb rambles

Jace wears this to the gym when he goes with Porter who gets SO pissed off bc people take it as an open invitation to hit on his boyfriend (babe, they don’t even know who that twink is or that he’s with you.)

Porter gets so distracted trying to keep an eye on Jace, he drops a weight on his foot. He can heal it no problem but he’s so deep in a rage that it’ll have to wait. Jace misty steps over to help but Porter is so pissy about it and gets a little mean with him.

Jace rolls his eyes and tries to go back to what he was doing before his weirdo bf got himself hurt when a VERY hot VERY buff guy starts to chat him up. He didn’t make it that far across the gym, and honestly? Good.

If Porter was gonna be bitchy, he can watch. Jace puts on a show, complimenting the guy, feeling his muscles when he flexes, laughing at his jokes. Laying it on thick 🤭

That same night Jace is riding him in his dressing room and he does a bump of coke out of the dip of Porter’s clavicle and honestly? It shouldn’t be as hot as it is. Jace being this fucked up also shouldn’t be this hot either and Porter is spiraling a bit but Jace is so tight and so fucking batshit the entire night and Porter really cant resist fucking him 2(-4) more times that night. Next day, Jace goes on a little mission to bug Porter before his show and Porter is just so flustered. He’s trying so hard to do his job and make sure everything goes smoothly. He’s like “Mr. Stardiamond, we’re all working very hard to make sure you have a great show tonight so if you could just FUCK OFF for a moment that’d be great~” and Jace is like huh okay, no one but my manager Zara talks to me like this.. kinda a turn on. But he does as he’s told and fucks off until it’s time for the show. But he has plans for Porter. So many that involve throwing his money and drugs around and letting Porter put him in his place whenever he likes.

Once the tour wraps, he asks if Porter would like to help out while he records his album in his home studio because his last sound equipment manager didn’t make house calls (for reasons Jace doesn’t want to discuss. Maybe he’s done this before, no one needs to know he’s a walking HR nightmare, he’s a rockstar he can do what he wants.) Porter agrees because the pay is incredible and traveling is fun but it takes a lot out of him and honestly, the perks of him and a few of his industry friends helping Jace make another hit album seems like a fun gig. And maybe fucking Jace on every surface in his mansion is a very appealing idea. He can handle Stardiamond. He’s just like every other fucked up musician. But uh oh.. the more time he spends with Jace the more he realizes that he isn’t that bad. A fucking whirlwind, sure, but in the quiet moments when he’s writing songs at his piano or having a quiet smoke on the balcony or meticulously arranging audio and re-recording harmonies, Porter is so endeared with him. He didn’t start doing his job for nothing, he wanted to make music himself but never quite broke through. Jace is a wonder to him, he wanted to resent him for pissing away an opportunity.

But Jace cares about the music, he does. The drugs and the flashy clothes and the money are fun. Very fun, until they aren’t. When he’s not trying to numb himself to the fucking shithole the music industry is, he still has music to comfort him. He’s so meticulous and careful about what he puts out. Which his manager loves. She loves a lot about him but even Zara would admit there are days that she sees him and her heart just hurts because he’s so far from the Jace she grew up with and talked about their dreams with. All those late nights in college where they painstakingly put together his first ep going off nothing but Red Bull and sleep deprivation. She remembers the night they finally heard back from the label and she negotiated a contract that was less shitty and intrusive than what Jace would’ve signed had she not been there. She misses him and she does like how good of an influence Porter can be on him. She’s glad there’s someone else there that doesn’t enable him- not all the time anyway.

Imagine Porter is a single father of a 12 year old girl whose powers just came in. Her surges have started happening and Porter is very out of his depths and starts searching around for a mentor to help her through it.

Jace is fresh out of college trying to find work teaching. In the mean time hes a sorcery tutor. It doesn’t pay well but it’s enough to pay his half of the rent. (He owes Zara so much for letting him move in.) So when he sees a post online from a dad offering $5k a week he spirals about it for a while but shoots off a message to Porter asking if the position is still open.

Porter is kinda shocked someone responded so quickly, so he starts scrolling through Jace’s profile. And okay wow this guy is very attractive.. and definitely qualified to mentor his daughter. That’s what matters. He totally won’t send a flirty message back asking when Jace can start.

Jace ADORES Porter’s daughter. She’s a fast learner and so witty, most of her surges are minor. Until one night Porter calls in the middle of the night, freaking out because his daughter is having a really bad very dangerous surge. Jace teleports over and is able to help her calm down and get her settled for the night. When he leaves her room Porter stops him in the hall and thanks him for coming. He offers to pay him but Jace turns down the money, saying that he’d prefer a date. He gets a little embarrassed and tries to laugh it off, but then Porter’s hands find his hips as he backs him against the wall.

“Repeat that?” He peers at Jace, minty breath ghosting over Jace’s face. He whines and kisses Porter. His grip on Jace’s hip tightens until he gasps out “fuck me.” Porter picks him up and takes him to his bedroom.

Jace is a little.. inexperienced but maybe if he can last longer than a few seconds he’ll be fine? He doesn’t. Porter works him open with his fingers before lubing him up and rolling on a condom. Jace is in ecstasy, he finishes immediately from his big Porter is. Porter who is currently fucking him through his orgasm.

The noises Jace is making are driving him crazy. He’s trying his best to stay quiet and failing. Porter’s thrusts are getting sloppy, his hips stutter and he leans down to press rough kisses along Jace’s jaw. They lay there panting for a moment before Porter pulls out, and wraps Jace up in his arms.

“Too much?” Porter asks. Jace shakes his head and admits that he hasn’t been with anyone in a while. (Porter doesn’t need to know he was his first, not that Jace was subtle about it) Porter definitely sees through his lie but doesn’t mind. He’d like to spend more time with him. He offers him a live in nanny position. He says he’ll have his lawyer draft up the paperwork first thing in the morning. Jace is torn.

They’re so messy and toxic at the reunion just fighting with all the other contestants and maybe the host too if they try to bring up Porter coupling up with someone else and leaving Jace in danger of going home one week.

If it’s love island it’s 100% bc of Casa Amour. Jace flirted a bit and played the game but ultimately doesn’t choose to couple up with with someone new. The producers showed the everyone back at the house footage of what happened in the other villa and Porter fucking sees red watching Jace flirt with all the new casa amour people. When the new singles arrive to the villa Porter wastes no time to chat a cute guy up and take him back to the hideaway.

When the other half of the house gets back and Jace sees Porter looking VERY cozy with someone else and he’s distraught. Him and Porter have a screaming match by the bar that night. Viewers are eating this shit UP. Sandra-Lynn and Halo have to pull Jace away from Porter before he beats the shit out of him. Porter is just being so cocky and rude and smirking at Jace like “let him hit me~” Jace pulls a reality tv classic and spits in Porter’s face. Porter who is reveling in the fucking mess of it all. That man is a perfect reality tv villain. A true chaos agent the villa.

Both of their talking heads in the confessional are so insane at this point too. Jace is trying to pretend he doesn’t care in between clips of him crying and screaming and being comforted by half the house lmao, meanwhile Porter is doubling down and saying if Jace wasn’t so quick to shove his tongue people’s throats he wouldn’t have coupled up with *checks notes* hetero Jessica? He barely remembers this poor woman’s name it’s awful. He says at the next re-coupling he’s getting back with Jace but he likes to watch him squirm a little bit.

Jace HATES that he has to depend on Porter to choose him again, so he puts in the work and starts chatting up Zara and they hit. It. Off. Jace is probably calm for the first time in weeks since he got there. It’s days before the recoupling Zara tells Jace that she likes this but wants to stick with Lucilla. She does mention that Porter is planning on recoupling with him though. That she heard it from Gorthalax. Jace does hate how happy it makes him but he wants to play hard to get and see if Porter atleast comes to talk to him at some point. And he does!

Porter ends up winning some challenge. He can choose to go on 3 dates with anyone of his choosing. When he gets the text he reads it for the group but immediately beelines to catch a producer to ask if it has to be a different person for each date or if he can go on all of them with one person. The producers are seeing the ratings and the dollars skyrocketing from this stunt so they allow it.

When Jace gets summoned for the first date he’s a little put out because you always save the person you actually wanna couple up with for last, right? Porter is gonna tell him he’s not picking him. WRONG.

Porter is genuinely being so romantic and sweet and it’s probably the best day they’ve shared in the villa. But by the time the first date would be wrapping up, Jace places a hand on Porter’s arm and says it’s okay if he doesn’t choose him. Porter raises an eyebrow and asks him why he’d think that. Jace asks who his next two dates are with and when Porter responds with “you.” Jace tears up and kisses him.