#bleunicorn

im a cancer sorry to disappoint... whats YOUR sign

i will assign TWO mika songs fuck u

sydney: lollipop and blue eyes

leander: underwater and rain

rochelle: relax, take it easy and girl, you’re the devil

YES

let him take ur phone

can i show u my cat just for funsies? her name is Jelly Bean. she’s almost 12 and has no teef. she has resting bitchface but she’s very sweet and cuddly and social. she is very small but so brave. she purrs so loud and drools so much, and allows her toe beans to be played with. she is sometimes bossy about demanding forehead kisses and sitting in laps and being snuggled like a stuffed animal at bedtime. she’s the specialist girl in the whole world. thank u

Sorry I haven’t answered sooner, this is my Rainy Day Jelly Bean. I’ve kept her squirreled away in my inbox all to myself because she makes me smile.

i believ in u

every once in a while, out of nowhere, my brain thinks the words “my tender pigpiss” and i cannot stop thinking about it and a lot of the time i can’t remember exactly where the phrase came from and i go crazy scouring social media to remember