okay but legit i think the dumbest one would’ve been when i was 12. My dad asked me and my step sister to go to the shops for him and he gave us the money, but he gave us too much so we had change to spare so my step sister and i bought ourselves some lollipops and a juice each and when we got back my dad was like “thanks for going, i gave you too much though my bad, can i have my change?” and bc we had spent the money my step sis and i were like “um 👁👁” at each other and i said “nah you didn’t give us too much, they had increased the price” and that’s when my dumbass realised that the lollipop was still in my mouth and my dad was all “where’d the lollipop come from?” and i panicked and said that a guy on the street had given them to us and that’s how i spent the next hour with my dad on the street looking for a guy that never existed because my dad wanted to beat him up