#blech!

For all you weirdos who want Peter Parker's life to be happy... here's him getting a good night's sleep, selling photos to a boss that doesn't hate him, visiting his aunt in a nursing home, and teaching a college class. Thrilling!

‘Surely not!’ Terin had never talked with a celestial before and wasn’t sure about how effective her telepathy would be, so she signed along with her words, ‘Yordles have much higher than average alkaloid levels in our skin and blood, you know. I imagine we’d taste truly awful!’

You fools seem to enjoy comparing my gorgeous self to that peculiar individual called Colress. Unlike him, I am a REAL scientist who isn’t some bored youth that just wants to play with some toys!

THEN MY LIFE GOAL IS COMPLETElol seriously those were my biggest childhood wish fullfillment things, i always wanted to be either a pokemon trainer or a Nobody. (or a Heartless, but i mean they dont have a big fancy organization of sad dads)its kinda funny how pokemon comforted me cos it was a happy utopia and kingdom hearts villains comforted me because they were also depressed?? and team galactic is like the middle ground between both of them, lol

weight is meaningless and has nothing to do with anything, which is why i don’t own a scale and haven’t weighed myself since i was 26 with an eating disorder, lol. but ALSO i would estimate i have put on probably 10lbs of pure stress weight since the beginning of this year?? which makes sense bc i’m exhausted and I eat Fucking Whatever. but like it’s not even a question of weight though, it’s more that my brain and body are completely deprived of even a single vitamin, or one green leaf? and my strong muscles are withering with disuse. i went for a run today and had to stop/walk like three miles in. i confess i SLIGHTLY feel that my body, like the world, has become a bewildering stranger, and i want it back! i want my friend back!